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You have no idea! I was wiping my face with a paper towel yesterday and got a stupid paper-cut on my eye. 
It was rather unpleasant.
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Not one I've seen so I admit I'm clueless. I'll have to add it to the list.
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You'll certainly know which scene I mean (hint: it doesn't take place in a boxing ring).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, the information on that page is much more complete than the information in the Britannica.
Pick your response:
- This is absolute proof that wikipedia is the better resource!!!
- Bluddy Nora, what a complete and utter waste of ones and zeroes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is this[^].
It's like the time when on the same day The Sun headlined Jade Goody as 'Racist Scum' following her calling an Indian star Shilpa 'Popudom' Ding Junhui appeared in their sports pages under the headline, Pot Noodle.
Why do people read anything other than The Times?
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P0mpey3 wrote: Why do people read anything other than The Times CodeProject?
FTFY 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Haven't you heard? People DON'T actually read them anymore. That's why they are resorting to sensationalist rubbish.
As for The Times, they are part of the Murdoch empire so they're hardly a shining line.
It's better to ignore ALL the papers unless you happen to be short of bog roll...
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I just stumbled across a nice little region in the C# code base I'm currently working on.
It's called "Private parts" and it's currently collapsed. I'm a little scared to see what's in there...
I just read about nude.js[^] in the web dev newsletter. Perhaps I should install that first? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's called "Private parts" and it's currently collapsed. I'm a little scared to see what's in there...
Don't be like that. You might get an opportunity to insert your member variable in there...
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: member variable
Variable? I would have thought that it ought to be quite Constant, actually?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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AS long as he can Interface...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He might do that - If he doesn't compile prematurely... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hope he keeps it all private, and protected.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or just between friends.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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As long as it's obfuscated!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's how the STD-lib was created! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Expand it gently... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You definitely need to make a Private Parts Wrapper to use it 
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That one's OK; it's public exposure you've got to be wary of.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A friend of mine that owns a speed shop wants to have a car show where cars are awarded trophies based on popular vote (instead of being judged). I was thinkin' on it and figured it would be relatively simple to allow people to vote with their phones using QR codes. The QR codes would be encoded to got to a website that casts their vote. Easy-peasy. No voting slips to count, no awkward writing on said slips. Just take a photo and bingo!
I was writing code for work, and wanted to generate some docs based on the XML comments. I found ImmuDoc but the docs it generates aren't easily used in a Word document, so I've started wiring a new WPF app called DocuMentor that will do give the programmer the ability to generate docs on one or more selected assemblies, and target either MS Word or HTML format (my boss wants the docs in Word format).
Of course, there's my SQL Agent service, and an app that will resize all images in a folder, and then transfer them to a web site, and my wife wants a slide-show app for her next board meeting that plays music, videos, and displays images (fortunately, I have something like this already written).
I'm gonna be busy at home for months.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I've started wiring a new WPF app called DocuMentor that will do give the programmer the ability to generate docs on one or more selected assemblies, and target either MS Word or HTML format (my boss wants the docs in Word format).
Because those wheels won't reinvent themselves[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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There is nothing that current allows you to choose what format to generate the docs, plus I have very specific needs.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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