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Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that the Sarge?"

"Yes, what’s up guys?"

" We have a murder case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

" Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Deuteronomy 28:56

RedDk wrote:
Deuteronomy 28:56

The rest of it is even worse. Smile | :)

Marc

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly

Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

Nah!,

It does just fade to the credits. Then, you know ... we try not to think about it.

Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots.

Success!

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It's also a tasty chocolate bar!

Even more success!

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
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Regards,
Sander

Hmmm, choooooooocolate!

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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Venus[^]?

Tenuous, I agree.

Momentarily. But they ceased functioning, so no.

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

This Is Every Place In The Solar System Ever Occupied Entirely By Robots [^]

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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Rather a galactic robot cemetary..

Obligatory Robotic spelling correction: cemetery Poke tongue | ;-P

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Thanks!

Even if there weren't "native" microbes on Mars, the robots have taken some of our with them[^].

Not to mention John Simm and Philip Glenister[^]. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Or the microbes attached themselves during the outerspace portion of the journey?

Of course there's always Ahnold![^]

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote:
Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots that we know of..

FTFY

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Machie Planet[^]

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

You made my day - and it's still 08:45 AM. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

I use 1TBS

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Known by whom?

If there's another planet inhabited by robots, someone is bound to know about it.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Known by, well, the known knowers.

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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

A week ago my uncle called and left me a voice mail. I've been thinking about him, then he called me again last night close to mid-night which was unusual. The phone conversation went something like:
ME: [seeing his name on the caller ID] Hello [name], How are you?
HIM: Hello, I know you called me today, I am returning your call

I'm puzzled as I did not call him.

ME: I was thinking about you. Thank you for your call last week, but I did not call you today.
HIM: As soon as I stepped into the house my son told that you called earlier to let me know your brother arrived safely.

I am more puzzled because I didn't call and my brother didn't travel.

Then suddenly, his son burst out laughing "Happy April's fools day Dad!"

Nice way to reconnect family. Cool | :cool:

Yusuf
May I help you?

modified 4-Apr-15 7:43am.

...and (you get the idea)

It is a period...[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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