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Damn right he ought to be ashamed 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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which is more effective...
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If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you hadn't done a lot of hard-work you will never be able to do it smart!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I smartly avoid the hardwork of answering this question. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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What happens when?
Hardwork == Smartwork
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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"Hard work" is what real people do.
"Smart work" is what morons blather on about at expensive and useless management retreats in smart golfing hotels.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hoi can I get me some of this smart work stuff, I just seem to be slaving over a keyboard!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It's from apple, innit?
iWork, iJustwork, iBarelywork -- sumfin' like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Smart work is the reason you give for playing solitaire when your colleagues ask WTF you're doing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Compiling!"
Obligatory XKCD[^]
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I know! I know!
The answer is "Cheese"!
Because:
- Hard work & smart work
- Hard talk & smart talk
- Hard @rse & smart @rse
- Hard cheese & smart ???
I'm really good at these!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The answer is "Cheese"!
Because:
I'm really good at these!
..basically?
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I had a book of puzzles, once!
Green, it was.*
* Several kudoses for whoever gets the reference
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The answer is "Cheese"!
Wrong! The answer is "Core".
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Nah - that's only 4 letters...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, it's probably a safe bet that some chip manufacturer, somewhere, has named one of their chips "smart core".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong question!
Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress.
Therefore you failed, initalilly. 
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HobbyProggy wrote: Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress percent.
FTFY
HobbyProggy wrote: Therefore you failed, initalilly.
I gildalily
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Sascha Lefévre wrote: gildalily
Wut is dat for a word?
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I see 
BTW don't google the bent word, NSFW maybe!
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Usually the 'SmartWorker' manages the HardWorkers.
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