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$3,500 per month in Iran?!! 
Boy, that's hard to pass up.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Happy to give you her email address!!! 
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Karel Čapek wrote: Happy to give you her email address!!!
Sure. no@way.com.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Karel Čapek wrote: paying $3,500 per month all inclusive
What does this "all inclusive" mean? Including tax, parties?
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Including tax, parties?
Torture, beatings, forced conversion; you know, the usual. 
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Karel Čapek wrote: Torture, beatings, forced conversion; you know, the usual.
I'm good at torturing people. Want to hear me sing?
Beatings, I'm not so good at.
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Not sure, but I think its the other way around? Or are you applying for a different job? 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Or are you applying for a different job?
I am not applying, but inquiring.
Kenneth Haugland wrote: Not sure
See, good thing I asked
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Ah I misunderstood. You see, I think they have loudspeakers that can play noise, so there is no need for people to sing bad any more. So your skill is out of date there.
On the beatings thing, it can be enough to watch Jack Bauer, or so I'm told. Someone needs to instruct them too you see. If you are good at taking beatings, I'd recommend you ask for a sizable raise before entering the country.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: So your skill is out of date there.
That hurts.
Kenneth Haugland wrote: If you are good at taking beatings, I'd recommend you ask for a sizable raise
before entering the country.
I assumed it was jesting; but at least it does explain why "Medical" is included
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Thats normal here too, but we drink enough so it's not a problem, they cant[^].What?!? The alcohol ban doesn't work? Who knew?
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Can I negotiate for seventy-two virgins as a signing bonus?
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That is why correct, complete and scoped specifications are sooo important.
You might end up with 72 old catholic priests.
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Perhaps you missed the word "negotiate"?
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I did
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3.5k does not look bad for Iran, if you're from Iran, otherwise you should replay with something meaningful like "top kek"
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Do they offer any incentive if I bring my own AK-47?
Will Rogers never met me.
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OK, now that one gave me the chills. NOW I want to see this one. It looks like Abrams version of Star Wars is going to put Lucas' to shame.
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Sweet! 
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Why can't they just forget this drivel, and do a Firefly movie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We are in agreement. A complete travesty that was allowed to wither. 
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 Yup
I've seen each of the 14 episodes several times.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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And probably the movie as well?
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Yup: that looks like it'll be quite acceptable.
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