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That's OK - I'll use yours...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sure... but I'm too have yours... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Add a calendar control to your ASP.NET web form.
It's as easy as this:
<asp:Calendar ID="Calendar1" runat="server"></asp:Calendar>
The HTML it renders is appalling, atrocious, arduous, acrimomious
Hey, how did the CP editor render that? Weird!!!
The code looks like:
<table id="Calendar1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" title="Calendar" style="border-width:1px;border-style:solid;border-collapse:collapse;">
<tr><td colspan="7" style="background-color:Silver;"><table cellspacing="0" style="width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;">
<tr><td style="width:15%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','V5538')" style="color:Black" title="Go to the previous month"><</a></td><td align="center" style="width:70%;">April 2015</td><td align="right" style="width:15%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','V5599')" style="color:Black" title="Go to the next month">></a></td></tr>
</table></td></tr><tr><th align="center" abbr="Sunday" scope="col">Sun</th><th align="center" abbr="Monday" scope="col">Mon</th><th align="center" abbr="Tuesday" scope="col">Tue</th><th align="center" abbr="Wednesday" scope="col">Wed</th><th align="center" abbr="Thursday" scope="col">Thu</th><th align="center" abbr="Friday" scope="col">Fri</th><th align="center" abbr="Saturday" scope="col">Sat</th></tr><tr><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5566')" style="color:Black" title="March 29">29</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5567')" style="color:Black" title="March 30">30</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5568')" style="color:Black" title="March 31">31</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5569')" style="color:Black" title="April 1">1</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5570')" style="color:Black" title="April 2">2</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5571')" style="color:Black" title="April 3">3</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5572')" style="color:Black" title="April 4">4</a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5573')" style="color:Black" title="April 5">5</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5574')" style="color:Black" title="April 6">6</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5575')" style="color:Black" title="April 7">7</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5576')" style="color:Black" title="April 8">8</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5577')" style="color:Black" title="April 9">9</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5578')" style="color:Black" title="April 10">10</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5579')" style="color:Black" title="April 11">11</a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5580')" style="color:Black" title="April 12">12</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5581')" style="color:Black" title="April 13">13</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5582')" style="color:Black" title="April 14">14</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5583')" style="color:Black" title="April 15">15</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5584')" style="color:Black" title="April 16">16</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5585')" style="color:Black" title="April 17">17</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5586')" style="color:Black" title="April 18">18</a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5587')" style="color:Black" title="April 19">19</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5588')" style="color:Black" title="April 20">20</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5589')" style="color:Black" title="April 21">21</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5590')" style="color:Black" title="April 22">22</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5591')" style="color:Black" title="April 23">23</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5592')" style="color:Black" title="April 24">24</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5593')" style="color:Black" title="April 25">25</a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5594')" style="color:Black" title="April 26">26</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5595')" style="color:Black" title="April 27">27</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5596')" style="color:Black" title="April 28">28</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5597')" style="color:Black" title="April 29">29</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5598')" style="color:Black" title="April 30">30</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5599')" style="color:Black" title="May 1">1</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5600')" style="color:Black" title="May 2">2</a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5601')" style="color:Black" title="May 3">3</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5602')" style="color:Black" title="May 4">4</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5603')" style="color:Black" title="May 5">5</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5604')" style="color:Black" title="May 6">6</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5605')" style="color:Black" title="May 7">7</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5606')" style="color:Black" title="May 8">8</a></td><td align="center" style="width:14%;"><a href="javascript:__doPostBack('Calendar1','5607')" style="color:Black" title="May 9">9</a></td></tr>
</table>
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Hell's bells! And that puts a large nail in the coffin of any doubts I ever had as to completely dissing Web Forms forever.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Yes, isn't that generated code so ugly? It is terrible.
It looks like someone completely knew to web dev wrote it or something.
Just terrible in my opinion.
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Not somebody new, but somebody who was told, "Ignore the HTML, nobody need ever see or work with it."
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Yes, you are probably correct. "Ah, no one will see that anyways."
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I've seen similar terrible HTML from reputable third party controls as well, like DevExpress. Even in their so-called MVC library, which was just a whitewash over old style web forms horrors.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Maybe this is the ultimate Litmus test.
Tens of thousands of developers blindly use (and write) this kind of stuff.
If you don't notice it, you are a special type of dev. 
If you do, you are probably an Architect-type of Dev. Someone who actually thinks about what is behind the code you are writing/supporting/working with.
Nice to meet you. You are the type of dev I would want to work with.  
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Thank you. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Now you've done it... You've busted up CP!
You're lucky my report button is gone (although my reply button is gone which didn't stop me from replying either)! 
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Try clicking on one of the < or > clickeys on that calendar. 
Marc
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I know. I tried that too.
You get to see the hamsters in their natural habitat.
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Test
<asp:calendar id="Calendar1" runat="server">
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Message Removed
modified 27-Apr-15 0:47am.
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Just got this great movie quote on IMDb.
Was trying to load a page and apparently something went wrong.
I got a page that said the following:
"You can't handle the page!" - A Few Good Men
I wish something would go wrong more often (I'm curious what else they got)!
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The Windows version is: "I can't handle that error!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A nice article with awesome pics here.[^]
Marc
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Found this remark interesting:
Quote
New light? The beauty of Hubble is actually seeing some of the oldest light in the Universe.
Unquote
Does this imply that the "Hubble-equivalent" created by them aliens, several billion light years away - may not even spot our Earth? Since it did not simply exist.
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Damn! We didn't get it a pressie!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Incredible shots!
I never knew there were 4 of them.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I never knew there were 4 of them.
Yeah, it's amazing what is revealed when false coloring the light spectrums we can't see.
Marc
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Now, now.
I know that astronomy is so imprecise that it shouldn't really be called science, but that doesn't excuse being equally imprecise with facts that can be confirmed -- i.e. birthdays.
It's the birthday of the "Space Telescope". I very much doubt that Edwin Hubble's birthday falls on the same day.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's the birthday of the "Space Telescope". I very much doubt that Edwin Hubble's birthday falls on the same day.
Touche. You should be able to read my mind though -- I clearly said "Happy Birthday Hubble Space Telescope" even though I didn't write it.
At least, that's what my gf keeps telling me, about reading her mind.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: that's what my gf keeps telling me, about reading her mind.
But that comes with benefits. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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