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Reminds me of a (very) old joke from the text book used in my English class.
"My dog has no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"Terrible!"
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Or the alternative version:
"My dog's got no nose!"
"How does he smell?"
"He can't, you heartless bastard - he's got no nose!"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Keep getting spam on how to tell if I have prostate cancer.
They are too late as I have already been through the radiation treatment for prostate cancer.
I know it is just spam but I do not like to be reminded several times a day about my cancer.
I have finally put in a rule to auto-move the things to Junk. Hopefully that will catch most of them.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That sucks!
I lack words, so a ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) will have to do.
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Thanks.
I do not normally mind one way or the other as I did not have to go through chemo, so it was just inconvenient for a while. However I have been getting several spams a day which makes me think about it more often.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The people/companies sending those are full-out bastards.
I hope spammers like that die in a fire.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 23-Jun-15 18:15pm.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: I hope they die in a fire.
Let's hope nobody reads this that has been severely burned in a fire... 
Just saying...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Better now?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sure. I hope you saw the irony that pointed out.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I think I've found your new home-page! 
http://www.googlesheepview.com/[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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New? Shurely shome mishtake?
veni bibi saltavi
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You're up and about early - still having problems with your singing practice? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Doing a wee bit of housekeeping before getting the girls up, then orf to London.
veni bibi saltavi
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Good luck, my friend - I hope it goes well! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He hit me with a load of tobacco – and I have the cigars to prove it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Leaf it alone; it'll just turn to ash.
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Only if they stuff it into their mouths and set fire to it! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Cuban smoking that funny stuff again ain't you?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Too tough for you? Are you some sort of fag?
veni bibi saltavi
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Hah! I've served time for B&H!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But did you manage to hold on to the statues[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Couldn't you chew your way out?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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