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A bottle of Gin every hour, gives for the day enough power!
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A gin a day
Keeps the daughter away
Life is too shor
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Get a job you feckless scrounger!
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- I don't get anything from the state.
- Your view is mirrored, with slightly more choice language, by my dear wife.
veni bibi saltavi
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You're still scrounging off the wife!
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That's what she said!
veni bibi saltavi
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I have noticed that they tend to ignore the many years when you were earning and they weren't...
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Yep. Got one of those at uni. A real pain. Comes home for the holidays and makes a mess, steals my garage space. Uses my petrol. Eats all the food. Then she goes back to uni at other end of the country.
But I miss her.
It's a pain, but enjoy it while you can
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She's still at school so instead of using my petrol, she just expects me to drive her everywhere.
In other news, expectations may be crushed.
veni bibi saltavi
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Hang in there.. They grow out of it at about 17 and start to become humans again. In the interim.
GO ON A LONG SUMMER HOLIDAY (without the kids)
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We do go on along holiday - 5 weeks this year - and for ten blessed days they'll be staying with Mrs Wife's God Mother!
Yee haa!
veni bibi saltavi
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Mrs Wife's God Mother? That's a euphemism if ever I saw one. It's Siberian Labour Camp, isn't it?
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30 minutes in; are you off your t*ts yet?
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I am going to the garage, I may be some time.
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm sorry did you say something?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Just get her a boy friend that drives. That way he can take care of her. Oh, wait....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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"Rules about a Greek no are dangerous" (5)
Good luck
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Pay your DEBT! (6)
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Not sure how you get GREXIT out of that.
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It's about time the German's did, they've grown rich and powerful again by avoiding most of their debt from the last century.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think someone forgott the 2 + 4 Contract on which everybody agreed to cut of 50% of germanys debts
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Toxic
Rules - T's and C's
Greek No - oxi
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Well Done.
Your turn tomorrow.
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Don't forget your up today!
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I had completely forgotten. I normally try to avoid answering.
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