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Hah! I had a filling replaced only last week!
It was replaced with a sheep, obviously, but it's the thought that counts... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There's a joke regarding 'filling' and 'sheep' but I'm not going there, besides I'm very bitter about Wales today[^].
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Your bitter that Wales is higher up the fifa corruption ladder. Hmmm.
Not something to be proud of 
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Huh - it's only WendyBall. We have a national budget for training our team that's higher than yours, is all: £50 and all the Brains Bitter they can drink.
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I went to the dentist 5 times over the holiday; two root canals and 5 or so fillings. This was on top of the three rotten gob-sticks I had removed at Easter. This morning I wrote an e-mail to the torturing b'tard to organise the next session when I'm back in Budapest at the end of October.
I don't just hate d*, I am phobic about them. Aged 10-11, I had a filling that the shyte for brains decided was too small to need any anesthetic, and since I have had a lot of trouble going. After at least 20 years, I had a couple of sessions with a dentist who was a trained psychologist as well but it was proving too far to go to her on a regular basis.
It may seem stupid to instead go to one in Budapest, but as I am there at least twice years and the same practice is dealing with my daughters' braces it is proving workable and I actually like the guy.
The treatment is still very scary for me, but at least I am going!
veni bibi saltavi
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The best dentist I ever had never used anesthetic at all for fillings - he just dived in and was really, really careful. And he caused less pain before, during, and after the treatment than those I've used that were liberal with the syringe!
I think it's because he knew he had to be careful, had to be sure what he was doing, instead of going in like a bull in a china shop and grinding like a loon. Regrettably, he retired a few years after I joined the practice.
I am proud to say that I have bitten two dentists when they got over-enthusiastic and I had access to fingers! 
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super wrote: Easy as I have a dentist appointment tomorrow
Real men never go to the dentist before two thirty
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I've been using Evernote[^]'s free cloud service for a long time to store my notes so that I can get at them from everywhere and on all types of clients.
However, they have now chosen to "update" the web client GUI, and the changes are not for the best to say the least. I kinda liked the old one, but the new is slow, unintuitive, hard to use, colourless, fugly - And it flashes when you scroll a note so it takes forever to scroll to the bottom.
Completely useless. Upon contacting Evernote[^], I got the reply: "Well, you can revert to the old interface from "Settings", but it's only temporary. In time, the new look WILL become permanent."
And guess what: In the new GUI, I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE FRIGGIN' SETTINGS! 
So I need a new similar service, preferably ASAP!
Has anybody got good experiences they can share to brighten my day???
TIA!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 3-Sep-15 2:38am.
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Nicholas Marty wrote: Google Keep[^]?
Looks useful, but then again, do I really want to trust that google will keep Keep?
Marc
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Well... I dunno. I've used it on occasion when evernote started to demand some privileges on my phone that I didn't want to grant.
I don't think it's going away anytime soon, but you never know.
Most of the time when I want to make a note of something, I just create an e-mail draft as that window is usually open already anyway 
That isn't really useful if you want to sort & categorize you notes though.
Microsoft OneNote[^] would be another alternative.
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My mom used to call me that "Word was broken" when she accidentally dragged the toolbar to another corner.
So yeah, maybe you should bake me a cake and I help you find your settings, would that be a deal?
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Don't hold your breath Peter. Besides - I've seen your profile pic. You don't need anymore cake... 
Anyway, I found it, but it wasn't logical at all. There's no icon saying "Settings" - instead they're hiding it behind some strange logo that doesn't look anythign like the other icons. That's exactly what I mean: It's not intuitive and it's not logical!
Sorry, but I just don't like the design, and I don't want to use it.
Luckily, I CAN use the Windows application on the computer and the Android app on the other devices, so I don't really need the webinterface, come to think about it. As long as the Windows application is left as it is...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Thanks, but I'm not going to use the web app either since the old interface will only be available for a limited time.
I'll have to stick with the Windows app - or find another service... 
I guess everything is relative, but I don't like the new UI - So I'd say that you're not missing out. Others might disagree... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just checked out the web app briefly - and it performed fine for me - so could be your browser (I used Chrome)?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Firefox for me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: So I need a new similar service, preferably ASAP!
Where have you been? OneNote, and call it a day.
As a bonus, as far as Microsoft goes, it also doesn't get much more cross-platform than this.
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This is more for future reference, in case I get to make one some day. I was watching a video on the TED app and noticed that the progress bar showed the elapsed time and remaining time at either end. IIRC, Windows Media Player had something like elapsed/total or elapsed/remaining on the left (or could be selected by clicking).
Which format do you think is the most intuitive? Or does it matter at all?
* elapsed / total [ === progress bar === ]
* elapsed [ === progress bar === ] remaining
* remaining [ === progress bar === ] elapsed
* any other suggestion or combination of the above
If it is on one side of the progress bar, I suppose it doesn't matter which, just consistent / compatible with any other controls.
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Unless you've actually implemented a progressbar you may not know how ridiculous the entire situation is. I didn't, before I successfully implemented a few.
There Is A Secret
Users probably wonder why they never calculate properly. There is a secret. I'm not kidding.
But, again, you have to have implemented on to really think about it.
An Example Is Required
For example suppose you are going to search through 100 random text documents for a specific string match.
The Problem
Well, most likely those documents are different byte sizes, but maybe you update the progress bar after examining each file. Now, further suppose, that the first 100 documents are only 100 bytes long, but the last document is 15MB. Then you will get 99% done very quickly and then the last one will take far longer and that last 1% will take longer than the entire 99%.
You may believe there is a way around this, but there isn't a great way -- well, at least with the Windows Forms progress bar controls.
Count All Bytes and Do Math?
So, then you think, well, I'll count all the bytes in all the files, total them up and then I'll update the progress bar in relation to the number of bytes that have been processed at each point.
However, do you see what you've done now? You've added process time to calculate how long it's going to take to do the task in an effort to only show how long it takes to do the task.
Ugh! ProgressBars. 
That's a large reason that most of them now are simply spinning circles now just to let you know something is happening.
I've been holding that rant back for years. Good to get it out. ; 
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newton.saber wrote: That's a large reason that most of them now are simply spinning circles
I call it "circle of patience"
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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I kinda like that. Gives a philosophical feel to it.
One think I like is when there is some sort of status window added, if it's something from the web I like to see bytes/sec or I think it's Kerbal which displays the name of loaded files.
That way you know that something is happening and also that it's progressing. Otherwise the circle of patience can turn in to circle of frustration.
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newton.saber wrote: that last 1% will take longer than the entire 99%.
Very similar to software projects, where the last 10 percent of the work takes more than 90 percent of time and effort
Aside, in engineering, it is said that nonlinear systems are more complex than linear ones. The progress bar implementation in most software products is nonlinear, and is therefore it becomes difficult to gauge how much time is left.
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Avijnata wrote: Very similar to software projects
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In my online update application I add an extra two seconds onto the progress because with quick downloads the bar flashes by so quickly that some users think that the update was not successful.
So I have to actually slow things down to improve the 'user experience'.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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