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Cool Picture  .... I' thinking about to create a spam acc here with it, a second Gym spammer. This, only that it becomes not too boring for you with the other one 
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I personnaly like these ones:
Chuck Norris already counted to infinity... 3 times.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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phil.o wrote:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Would he then throw a punch an exception?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Chuck Norris does not throw exceptions; exceptions run far away from Chuck Norris. 
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Chuck Norris is the un-catchable exception.
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When a cow gives birth, is she decalfinated?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OK, everyone, let's milk this for all the udderly silly one-liners (e.g., toot yer horn) we can so we can beef up readership, lest we lower the steaks with fewer posts than expected.
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And the Translation (including Explanation) for non natives like me....please?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Just laugh... with milk in yer nose! 
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you don't Need to hide it, simply write Quote: with milk in your nose!
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And yes I'm Aware I' more naive than native
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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We are holstien you to a higher standard.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I heard it through the bovine that he might have pilfered this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I doubt he's going to cowtow to you.
/ravi
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Perhaps I can steer him in the right direction.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Be careful - he's a violent person and could have your hide.
/ravi
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Don't think he's violent, but he might be a cattle tail.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I veal you need to get some rest.
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Moooove along. Nothing to see here.
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Man-ure the king of puns!
How cud we ever top this effort?
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I hope this is the tail end of the joke
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Ten out of ten for heifer-t anyway.
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I will try to catch that on video tomorrow.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What you busy shooting the bull today?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Nope, but tomorrow and sunday the weather is going to be good enough to take some more videos of unsuspecting cows
I already explained this somewhere else today. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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