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According to BBC News ...
Quote: American toddlers are shooting one person a week on average in 2015.
 What? All of them? Bit of a radical approach to population control, isn't it?
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I bet that one person they're shooting is getting a bit fed up of it by now.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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43 times in a year; that is *not* once a week.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Can't help feeling that disputing the arithmetic is kinda missing the point! Don't worry chaps, it's not quite one a week. Oh, that's alright then!
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It was not 43 it is 42...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Shirley if a toddler is shooting at you the last thing you do is duck. I would have thought Jump!!!! would be better advice.
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No, you shout "Duck!!!!" and point behind the malevolent infant. With any luck it will swing round to see the quack-quack and you can disarm it like taking candy from a baby.
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I love duck!
(this is actually a quote from a certain animated TV series)
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Oh, duck[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I expect some of those are the mothers.
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Member 9082365 wrote: American toddlers are shooting one person a week on average in 2015.
That's why America needs more immigrants.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Use the force boys.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Use the force boyos.
FTFY.
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It should be a good game!
Dunno if we can win, with all the injuries, but...I know they will give as good as they can.
(The only problem is if we win but get any more injuries we'll have to start recruiting from the under-tens team and "Dia from the Pub" to play fight against NZ!  )
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OriginalGriff wrote: if we win
Are you part of the team Griff? Good luck hope your ears don't get too cauliflowered! 
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Watch out for Tyler Morgan v promising young player - this afternoon will be brutal.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There's "thrown in at the deep end" and there's "thrown in the shark pool at the deep end"...
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Couldn't agree more - our under tens aren't allowed to play though.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 17-Oct-15 7:46am.
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We'll lie about their height...
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Taidee.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There's tidy. (Probably the most used single phrase in these parts, along with "tara wan!")
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What does Tara wan mean ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's the local (Tawe valley) dialect version of "tara rwan!" - "bye now!"
It's easier to pronounce without the "spare r".
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Half time, and a single point in it...
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A bit torn here, chidhood association with Wales, and now family connections with South Africa.
I just hope it's a good game.
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