|
Markdown does that. Disable it underneath the post.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
|
|
|
|
|
Chris C-B wrote: Footnote:- That's weird - I typed a zero based list, but CP turned it into a one based list. Going to the dark side?
CP runs on a VB6 and Access back-end, didn't you know? 
I hear hamsters don't have a concept of zero 
|
|
|
|
|
Not everything in VB6 is 1-based...
You can actually define the boundaries of an array yourself. If you want to go crazy you can even start with negative values.
(I believe it's even possible to do that in .Net, but at least they made it pretty difficult to accomplish)
|
|
|
|
|
In older versions of Delphi it depends on what you are indexing whether or not arrays are zero or one based. Lots of fun in that.
|
|
|
|
|
I think we can get by simply with:
Happy birthday Tu You
...
Happy birthday to you Tu Youyou
|
|
|
|
|
I was going to comment that you were missing to in there until I reread it a few times. Reading the written sentence of her name and happy birthday has the same problem as multiple the in a sencentence. your brain kinda skips one.
|
|
|
|
|
Just a note, the "you" at the end shouldn't be there, it's like saying "Happy birthday to Bob Smith you"
|
|
|
|
|
I've heard this before 
Though, I'd wish something like:
Shēngrì kuàilè Tu Youyou
Cheers
KR
|
|
|
|
|
|
...and it's time to think about maybe getting a new scarf[^] to keep your face warm?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nice!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Think fast! "Only 1 available"!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
... and it's time to grow a beard !
Cheers
KR
|
|
|
|
|
I could use that! I cycle to work and it tends to get pretty cold...
Unfortunately my company now shares the building with a bank and security measures are tight (no joke).
|
|
|
|
|
Jörgen's balaclava might be an even poorer idea then!
[edit]Forgot the umlaut...[/edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
I'm pretty sure even a bank can't deny the call of the great lord Cthulu!
|
|
|
|
|
I'm sure armed police won't either!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
I prefer the Pale Man gloves.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Is a fake noodle an impasta ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
|
|
|
|
|
I wasn't expecting a spaghetti to be a clouded thought.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
|
|
|
|
|
"Thought of the day"
Isn't this Griff's gig?
|
|
|
|
|
No 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
|
|
|
|
|
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
