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I always liked the one I got once that told me to call my IBM sales person to purchase more memory. It even helpfully included the 800 number. This was on the IBM 3090 -- my virtual machine had run out of memory.
That was also the OS that would issue syntax error on line YYY errors when you gave bad arguments to command line commands.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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The one that made me laugh so much that I screen-cap'd it and posted it on my office door as a personal moniker:
"Catastrophic Failure"
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I am always forced to check if the file contains my source code whenever I see the message:
"This file was generated by a tool"
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I know if the file contains any of MY source code then the message would be:
"This file was generated by a fool"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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That would be cool  
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I no longer mind being used, so long as it feels good. Being unused, though, is just a waste of excellence.
Will Rogers never met me.
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That's seriously deep.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The guys I work with deliberately create unreferenced variables in order to generate compiler warnings:
int Somebody_needs_to_review_this_before_release; rather than use
#pragma message("Somebody needs to review this before release"); 
Software Zen: delete this;
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Look what new computer is on the market for only $99 and it comes with Win 10 installed!
Quote: Kangaroo Mobile Desktop Computer KJ2B#001-NA Intel Atom X5-Z8500 (1.44 GHz) 2 GB LPDDR3 32 GB eMMC Windows 10 Home
They call it a "mobile desktop," and it looks like a fine machine.
I have purposely not included a link because I don't want to be voted off the island for spamming, but if you Google it, I'm sure you'll find it.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Win10 on ipad ... priceless 
Anyway, sounds pretty insane
Best,
John
-- LogWizard Meet the Log Viewer that makes monitoring log files a joy!
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Hi Richard, I just put up an "Insider News" post on another little wonder from NVidia, the Jetson TX1 [^].
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Since Win10 costs $100 that's a good deal. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: it looks like a fine machine.
Depends on what you are expecting, I guess. An Atom-based computer is hardly a replacement for your average Intel/AMD desktop.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Absolutely true. But these types of machines are great for specialized tasks!
I have one called Liva that uses the Intel System on Chip, and I have it currently configured as my network router. It blocks all Windows telemetry domains as well as 16 MB of advertising and tracking domains.
I love it.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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16 Mb worth of domains?
Where did you get that list from?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Shhh...Don't let the cat out of the bag: NAT32[^]
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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A nice little HTPC. I'm ordering it as I reply here.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: A nice little HTPC. I'm ordering it as I reply here.
I was thinking HTPC as well. If it can handle 1080p, I'm in.
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Are ovum puns eggcruciating?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes. They're also eggzaggerated.
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Eggxactly, my first thought!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yolk, yolk, that's funny!
/ravi
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