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Gives a whole new meaning to the theme song...
Barney Theme Song: I love you,
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too
I love you, you love me
We are friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too
Jeremy Falcon
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That's not the version we used to sing;
I hate you
You hate me
We're a dysfunctional family
...
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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You should hear my outgoing voicemail message. I'm singing this very song but with a different twist. I'll PM you my number to call it if you promise not to put it on any bathroom walls.
Jeremy Falcon
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I thought it was
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's tie Barney to a tree....
Please note that Barney was well after my time as a kid and having none of my own, I have never watched a show. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I have never watched a show.
Suuuuuuuuure, you haven't. We won't tell.
Jeremy Falcon
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It's deadly here in the Midlands as leaves are starting too blow over the streets
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Trees all over the bloody roads around Lichfield.
Just seen that The Fort mast sign thing has come down.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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A few branches on the roads in Worcester, and lots of bin have been blown over otherwise Barney the not so purple storm has been a huge failure
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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A few years ago Sky News were asking for viewer's photos of storm damage so I sent them a picture of my wheelie bin on its side.
They didn't use it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: sunroof off my car
You got "sunroof" in Ireland? 
What for?! 
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In a nutshell[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As a developer LOTS of developments occur every day... When I'm not asleep at my desk
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Watching stars enabled our ancestors to establish a calendar and indeed to predict future events. At least it worked for future events which depend on the natural cycles of the planet. Don't be too hard on them for not knowing that you can't predict everything this way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's not the beliefs of the agents that in question.
It the 21st century Spam-for-Brains believers that are in question.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It was a good start, yes - and eventually formed the basis for a scientific investigation: astronomy.
In the same way, alchemy became chemistry because chemistry worked, and alchemy didn't. And the "humours" theory of sickness died when medicine was shown to work a whole lot better.
But there are people who make their money scamming the vulnerable with homeopathy, with crystal healing, and yes - with astrology. And who convince the credulous that the position of Saturn 50+ years ago will cause a tall dark stranger to fall in love with them tomorrow... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: medicine was shown to work a whole lot better.
Well you say that ... but it's been revealed that during a Belgian doctors strike death rates in the country plummeted!
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Member 9082365 wrote: during a Belgian doctors strike death rates in the country plummeted!
The same effect was observed during a doctor's strike in Israel, back in the 1980s.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes...but...how much of that is down to people not being officially dead until a doctor pronounces life deceased? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ha, jokes on you. Some arbitrary thing happened today and you can't prove it wasn't because of the planets. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Does everyone serve a porpoise?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only in Whales.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Cetacean needed.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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No, but for a while some people served a Dauphin.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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No, we serve rabbit.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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