Click here to Skip to main content
15,898,373 members

Welcome to the Lounge

   

For discussing anything related to a software developer's life but is not for programming questions. Got a programming question?

The Lounge is rated Safe For Work. If you're about to post something inappropriate for a shared office environment, then don't post it. No ads, no abuse, and no programming questions. Trolling, (political, climate, religious or whatever) will result in your account being removed.

 
JokeRe: Windows 95/98 Pin
Jeremy Falcon1-Dec-15 4:37
professionalJeremy Falcon1-Dec-15 4:37 
GeneralRe: Windows 95/98 Pin
90823651-Dec-15 5:39
90823651-Dec-15 5:39 
GeneralRe: Windows 95/98 Pin
Jeremy Falcon1-Dec-15 8:49
professionalJeremy Falcon1-Dec-15 8:49 
GeneralRe: Windows 95/98 Pin
dandy722-Dec-15 11:00
dandy722-Dec-15 11:00 
GeneralRe: Windows 95/98 Pin
90823651-Dec-15 5:37
90823651-Dec-15 5:37 
GeneralA couple of threads below reminded me of this Pin
Peter_in_278030-Nov-15 14:30
professionalPeter_in_278030-Nov-15 14:30 
GeneralRe: A couple of threads below reminded me of this Pin
den2k8830-Nov-15 21:40
professionalden2k8830-Nov-15 21:40 
GeneralEver have one of these days... Pin
Alaric_30-Nov-15 10:37
professionalAlaric_30-Nov-15 10:37 
Me: I'm having some trouble understanding your data model. The Foo in this table doesn't match the Foo in that table and there are bidirectional, implicit relationships between two other tables that have no referential integrity. The "BarId" on "EntityA" seems to match with "BarId" on "EntityB" but there is a "Bazinga" on "EntityA" that matches a different "EntityB" where "EntityA.BarId != EntityB.BarId" These conflicts are making it very difficult to trust your schema and it is also very difficult to know which version of the database's facts represent our real business data.

Vendor: I don't see any issue. It appears you just have not been provided with clear details on how our data model works. You see, three plus five equals threeve.

Me: Beg pardon?

Vendor: Three plus five equals threeve. This is simple math.

Me: Three plus five is eight. There's no such thing as threeve.

Vendor: Are you trying to insult my intelligence?

Me: ...I don't think that's how math works.

[later]

Bean Counter: [Vendor] just informed me that you didn't know that three plus five is threeve. I thought you were an expert and I hear you can't even do simple math. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/threeve[^] Just make it work!

Me: ...
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"


modified 1-Dec-15 10:00am.

GeneralRe: Ever have one of these days... Pin
Mycroft Holmes30-Nov-15 13:13
professionalMycroft Holmes30-Nov-15 13:13 
GeneralRe: Ever have one of these days... Pin
Patrice T30-Nov-15 13:20
mvePatrice T30-Nov-15 13:20 
GeneralRe: Ever have one of these days... Pin
Sander Rossel30-Nov-15 21:26
professionalSander Rossel30-Nov-15 21:26 
GeneralRe: Ever have one of these days... Pin
Eddy Vluggen1-Dec-15 4:37
professionalEddy Vluggen1-Dec-15 4:37 
GeneralBest. Order. Ever. Pin
Sander Rossel30-Nov-15 9:50
professionalSander Rossel30-Nov-15 9:50 
GeneralRe: Best. Order. Ever. Pin
908236530-Nov-15 10:01
908236530-Nov-15 10:01 
GeneralRe: Best. Order. Ever. Pin
Ravi Bhavnani30-Nov-15 10:21
professionalRavi Bhavnani30-Nov-15 10:21 
GeneralRe: Best. Order. Ever. Pin
Mycroft Holmes30-Nov-15 12:12
professionalMycroft Holmes30-Nov-15 12:12 
GeneralRe: Best. Order. Ever. Pin
Ravi Bhavnani30-Nov-15 12:28
professionalRavi Bhavnani30-Nov-15 12:28 
GeneralRe: Best. Order. Ever. Pin
Tom Deketelaere30-Nov-15 20:58
professionalTom Deketelaere30-Nov-15 20:58 
GeneralToday's Lounge Recap Pin
User 842030-Nov-15 9:25
User 842030-Nov-15 9:25 
GeneralRe: Today's Lounge Recap Pin
908236530-Nov-15 10:04
908236530-Nov-15 10:04 
GeneralRe: Today's Lounge Recap Pin
Tim Carmichael1-Dec-15 2:07
Tim Carmichael1-Dec-15 2:07 
RantWell that was a disaster .... Pin
Duncan Edwards Jones30-Nov-15 9:11
professionalDuncan Edwards Jones30-Nov-15 9:11 
GeneralRe: Well that was a disaster .... Pin
Sander Rossel30-Nov-15 9:20
professionalSander Rossel30-Nov-15 9:20 
GeneralWell, I'm about back to where I was on Saturday... Pin
OriginalGriff30-Nov-15 5:37
mveOriginalGriff30-Nov-15 5:37 
GeneralRe: Well, I'm about back to where I was on Saturday... Pin
Richard Deeming30-Nov-15 5:46
mveRichard Deeming30-Nov-15 5:46 

General General    News News    Suggestion Suggestion    Question Question    Bug Bug    Answer Answer    Joke Joke    Praise Praise    Rant Rant    Admin Admin   

Use Ctrl+Left/Right to switch messages, Ctrl+Up/Down to switch threads, Ctrl+Shift+Left/Right to switch pages.


Straw Poll

Were you affected by the geomagnetic storms this past weekend?
Communication disruptions, electrified pipes, random unexplained blue-screens in Windows - the list of effects is terrifying.
  Results   415 votes