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Have you heard that Jamaica is to reboot The Lord Of The Rings? It's pretty true to Tolkien, except for Ganjalf the Wizard.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's pretty blunt.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think OG is getting a little too kushy with his daily thought.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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It was a joint effort.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you find it using the Bong search engine?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Do they use hash tables to optimize their data?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yes, it's part of thier THC (Terabyte Hash Correlation) algorithm.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to reefer you to the authorities.
/ravi
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The case against me would be spliffy at best.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Reminds me of a song by The Doobie Brothers.
/ravi
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When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That rings a bell... bing BONG.
/ravi
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I wish that bell would pipe down.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There is only one thing to say about that: [^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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But the pipe-weed is always there!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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:Groan: (there should be an emoji for this!)
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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/ravi
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Simon_Whale wrote: (there should be an emoji for this!)
What's wrong with 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Oh... I think especially Gandalf will be happy to finally get some good gras
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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If your grass is always greener in Wales, weed like to try some.
Life is too shor
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Everyone should do something lasting that they can be proud of. In this case, I will not add to . . . oh wow . . . I mean what was it I was just saying.
(anybody hungry?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I just ordered both a chicken and an egg from Amazon.com. I'll let you know which one comes first.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The rumors of Leslie's demise were greatly exaggerated...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The rumors of Leslie's demise were greatly eggaggerated...
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Schwarzeneggered.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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