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Hmmm, Daily Express, is she related to Diana or a migrant? 
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I like food a little too much to never feel hungry but I wouldn't mind the parts about never getting tired or feeling pain.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Not feeling pain is a Bad Thing: it's there as a warning that you have sustained damage. If you don't feel the pain, then you don't treat the damage and it gets worse not better. That's why Lepers are supposed to lose fingers, toes and so forth. The disease doesn't make them drop off, it destroys the nerve endings which carry the pain signals so infection becomes a real problem. (About a hundred people a year are diagnosed with leprosy in the USA)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I guess I forgot the joke icon? I think we all know "seriously" that pain is a good thing. At least, I hope we all do. 
What is the leprosy rate in you neck of the woods? I see, you only mentioned USA. 
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Between 2001 and 2013 there have been 167 cases of leprosy in England and Wales, all of them in people travelling to the country, mostly from South Asia.
It is over 60 years since someone caught it here.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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and the first time she ever yawned, her mum recalled, was when she started school.
Now that, coming from someone who doesn't feel fatigue, is a worthy quote.
Marc
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Just tried an example without looking too close.
I should know better by now.
They had copied the example from a related dmv and did not change it. So I look and the dmv I wanted was not even in the example. 
Put the correct one in and works fine, but why should I have to fix something that I am trying to learn from?
[edit]Just went on line and they have that updated. Also they removed the need for a join.[/edit]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
modified 15-Jan-16 13:35pm.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: but why should I have to fix something that I am trying to learn from?
You learned more this way, didn't you? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You have a point. 
And the send feedback was undeliverable!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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There are tons of examples still floating around that use the 2005 version of Adventureworks that don't work with the newer versions due to minor schema changes. I found one the other day where I had to spend an hour tinkering with the dmv/code to even get it to work.
Another time, following an example from a book, I got an unhandled exception when opening a print preview window, even though my code matched the book exactly. Handling/ignoring the error meant the print preview failed entirely. I spent days trying to figure it out, even posting the problem at the publisher's website before I changed my default printer and the error went away!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Aim for the Moon.
Even if you fail, you'll land among the stars.
It's what they call a constellation prize.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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more likely you'll end up splattered over the landscape when you either fail to reach escape velocity or blow up...
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On a somewhat related note, when an astronaut dies, do they write an orbituary?
/ravi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Aim for the Moon.
Wow, that was cheesy!
Hogan
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OriginalGriff wrote: Aim for the Moon.
Depending on who you are suggesting as ammo, I say we aim for the sun.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I always feel like I am owed an apogee when I hear a space joke.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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If you really comet yourself to do it right and thoroughly planet then you can't miss.
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Comments gravitating in like a vacuum... 
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One of these days Alice, bang zoom - straight to the moon!
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Last night I posted an update for a web application that included new sorting features on most of the datagrids. (thanks tablesorter.js!) Anyhow, part of the new design are indicators in the column headers to show the sort status and direction.
I've just received two emails from the client that it looks great except the indicators are reversed for the sort directions...except they're not! Ascending is represented by a down arrow and Descending is an up arrow...just like it is in Excel and everywhere else! I shall give them what they ask for...even if it doesn't make sense. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Ascending is normally a triangle pointing up and descending one pointing down.
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I stand corrected...I just checked the tablesorter samples and you are right. I was thinking more about the flow of data down the page, as in smallest to largest would point down for ascending and vice-versa. No wonder I had to switch the code to make it work like I wanted! Like RyanDev said, I was up too late apparently! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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