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Once it happened that someone was driving in the opposite direction on the highway. I heard it on the radio and wasn't sure what to do. I was happy that all that happened was a longer commute. While 2.5 hours would make me very annoyed, I was in a way(selfishly) very relieved that someone else crashed into him/her. I mean if it had to come to that - the best outcome would definitely not involve a crash. I'm not sure what the outcome of the accident was, but as I made way for the police and ambulance, I knew we were going to have to wait. The funny part is that I was running 10 minutes late.
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15 minutes on my bike. + 2 minutes if there are red lights or headwind. -2 minutes if there is a tail wind. 
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If a Norse God entered a cycle race, would it be the Thor De France?
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That would be no Odinary race!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You Odin to be talking that way.
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Mighty Thor mounted up
across the skies to ride.
"I'm Thor", he cried
His horse replied
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
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Alternatively, try the version that rhymes and scans properly! 
The god of war rode out one day
Upon a handsome filly.
"I'm Thor!", he cried;
The horse replied,
"Well, you forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He wouldn't court the publicity as he likes to keep things Loki.
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All the other competitors would get hammered.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Loki for me I don't give a Frigg about the event.
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Nah. He's a sprinter, only good for a Mjölnir-ly so.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I marvel at this comic turn of events.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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These puns are getting Balder and Balder
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Wazzup, I Hödur call mine brudder's name?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Thor did enter the Tour de France for many years before retiring in 2014
Norse cycling god[^]
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Without regard to my authority to do so, I hereby declare you the winner! 
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The winner gets a Freya ride.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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After the race, Thor met up with a woman and they made love all day and night.
Thor returned to Asgard and told Odin of his deeds.
Odin asks, "Did you tell this Earth woman you were a god?"
Thor says, "I forgot."
He returns to Earth and finds the woman. "I'm Thor," he says.
"You're thor? I'm so thor I can hardly pith!"
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Now THAT is damn cool! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nice but it's more like an AVOD.
Life is too shor
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Cool!
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Looks like one of my son's farts.
Seriously, though, that's quite the feat to catch that...
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Hi All,
I have been doing the standard apply for jobs to get out of the Pub. Still waiting for feed back on another role I had the interview last week. The company I had an interview last week I am still waiting for feed back on so the question is, do I phone that company and risk being seen as over-eager, gimme, gimme, I can,I can. Also the company on Friday is a bit of a mystery a search for them only gives an index page with no details other than the site is being worked on... from what I was said to me on the phone they do know a previous employer of mine, it could be interesting as we meeting at a local cafe rather than on-site. Just those two details are a little odd what do you think
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Always ask when you will hear, if it goes beyond that then you have every right to chase them. If you have gone through an agent phone them every ten minutes if you want to.
As for the cafe job, nothing to lose from talking to them, unless you're worried about being kidnapped. Sounds like a startup who are only just starting to me, could be interesting and better than nothing, could also all go tits up in a week or be difficult getting paid at times.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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