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I have once send an email to client with "incontinence" in place "inconvenience" 
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Well....I'd certainly find it inconvenient.
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Indeed. And only one between fire and hire!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I have this mental issue (undiagnosed) that I think is probably some form of dyslexia. I tend to leave out negators (not, in-, un-, etc) when typing, completely inverting my meaning.
I have to proof-read everything I type, to keep from sounding like a regard. 
Thankfully this only happens when writing regular English, and not code!
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Many years ago I worked for a company called Palletways. Anyone who has been near a road in the UK will have seen their lorries.
A very common typo of the name was Palletwats.
And someone once came in to give a presentation he had written for us that had Patelways at the top of each slide. They never did open an Indian network.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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bVagadishnu wrote: There is only a one letter difference between regards and retards
That's true.
A few people have only ever sent me one letter, but I knew immediately that they were retards.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We all make mistakes. But who checked out my latest bugs?
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: But who checked in my latest bugs?
FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Thats wot I say to my managers!
Life is too shor
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1. Evening
Ale, Wine , Spirits or Other?
2. Lunch (m-f) or non bar(non alcoholic) to be more specific
hot or cold drink?
1. Guiness
2. Coffee
modified 8-Apr-16 11:08am.
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- Evening - water.
- Lunch - water.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Nice, healthy living 
My consumption of water is mostly to alleviate dehydration from caffeine and/or alcohol. 
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Breakfast: Water
Lunch: Water
Dinner: Water
Any other time: Water
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Morning = coffee (black)
All Other = Mountain Dew
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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1. Evening - Tea, hot, not Earl grey.
2. Lunch - Coffee or Tea
3. Breakfast - Coffee
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Evening- Whisky
Lunch - Whisky
Well it is Friday
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Coffee,
Coffee.
Still trying to find an acceptable alternative.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Still trying to find an acceptable alternative.
More coffee.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As long as it is not from Starbucks 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Star*ucks sell coffee? 
I always assumed that a skinny-organic-soya-mocha-macchiato-with-extra-hot-soy-yaks-foam-yogamat-infused-achino was just diarrhea with additives... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Star*ucks sell coffee?
I was told it was a "coffeeshop".
OriginalGriff wrote: I always assumed that a skinny-organic-soya-mocha-macchiato-with
No, milk and suger.
..and with all those choices, you'd think it's a specialization and that an ordinary and regular coffee would taste great.
Stop thinking.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I heard that it was in theory, but I've never bought anything there due to the "skinny-organic-blah-blah-blah" hipsters that go there.
Collective stupidity make me itch!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I like a cup of coffee like woman:
Big
Black
and Smells strong
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Too much information.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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