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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: except the RIP posts
And not even those all the time... By the way, did you hear the Leslie Nielsen died?
Oh, and I know this is a repost, but I still like this one a lot:
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My post wasn't a RIP post, so it wasn't serious...including the 'RIP posts' part...Especially the 'RIP posts' part... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not certain what is the point of "this" ? 
You feel that aggravated by the OP that you feel you need to answer this ?
I wonder sometimes if CP is becoming an exclusive member only club.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: I wonder sometimes if CP is becoming an exclusive member only club.
Certain things on CP have been for a long time. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Pfft! Don't listen to Ryan he's only been here 10 years. Noob!!!
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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I've been a member for a long time. I am just not a cool kid. I don't know how to get the points I guess. Honestly not worried about it. Just thought there might be some creative responses.
Maybe Not. 
Pat O
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pdohara wrote: I don't know how to get the points I guess.
In my case, you just talk bollocks in the Lounge.
In the case of people like Marc, Griff, and JSOP (and others -- you're not unnoticed, but I'm a lazy typist), you publish articles that help others, and help others fix problems that they've been struggling with.
The only exclusive cliques I've seen in CP are based on religion, which -- although intolerable --is the same everywhere, and is best ignored.
Don't knock guys who are doing so much to actually help their fellow devs.
Take a poke at me, instead. All I do is talk bollocks, and I'm always happy to have a barney.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you have uncertainties about Marc's posting, just pick the 140 characters of it that you like best, and remember them.
... And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Perhaps it was not funny. I was not upset, just baffled.
Pat O
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i.e. you didn't get the joke.
It's the CP Lounge, eh? Look for a joke, before looking for trouble.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Still don't, but don't explain it. It's never funny if you have to explain it.
Pat O
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake!
Ding! we have a winner!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Comes in at under 140,000 characters, so post it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Software Development is for people who have a life and imagination. It's not for twitter-heads.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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... a great way to meet girls. Girls who signed up for a programming class accidently. And then realized that they couldn't do it (note that this does not include the great many female developers who actually rock!). Then realized that there were a bunch of guys eager to help them. 
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If only that would have been true in my day.
Pat O
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"The gap between theory and practice is smaller in theory than in practice"
~Don't remember who
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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140 chars, on twitter?
#softwaredevelopmentis #wow #selfie #atwork #fashion #me #good #banana #ugh #ugh #freekazzbekistan #thuglife #queer
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
/xml>
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If you like, or something of similar size here.
Honestly this was a lark, and I have already spent more time explaining it then I had planned. I thought it was interesting and wanted to know what others here (many with a great deal of experience and some with little experience) thought about what software development is.
Pat O
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Hi All,
In my quest to get a job I have come across another job web site or have I come across a new version of an old one? Back in my student days...(typing that still feels odd) I registered on a Job site called www.job.ac.uk, I have just come across a 'new' one called www.jobs.co.uk... are they the related?
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: www.job.ac.uk
Typo or misremembered? www.jobs.ac.uk still lives!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yup typo, www.jobs.ac.uk, I have looked have looked at www.jobs.co.uk and it seems very different in lay out and style from jobs.ac.uk. I wonder if they are the same company...
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then there's the site for linux admin jobs:
www.jobs.su.ck
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I had a look and www.jobs.co.uk[^] doesn't really look like it's particularly suitable for IT skilled people.
I mention this because the site I have used accepts your CV as a word document and it seems to work quite well.
Having to individually specify every skill and technology just feels like a bit too much, when parsing a CV that is uploaded might be better for many IT job searchers.
That's just my two-penneth.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Well you are right, sir. It's just the first I heard of it was an offer dropped in to my inbox this morning. I posted that from my phone and only really looked at the sight when I go to a PC with a keyboard!
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