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So young, so cynical! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: The Prime Ministers of Iraq and Grenada
I'm beginning to see a pattern, here...
So America sends troops to invade countries that challenge their corporations' R&D, not just that the ones that have all the oil!
Quick! Where's that roll of tinfoil?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Great video! I enjoyed it. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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This is disturbing. Not meant to be a political discussion.
Ben Carson Says He Has No Memory of Running for POTUS - The New Yorker[^]
DAFUQ?
Is this real? When did the New Yorker become The Onion?
//EDIT//
Nevermind, it's (now) obviously a satirical piece by Andy Borowitz. I shoulda known, but I didn't check the author. Grrr. By bad.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
modified 15-Apr-16 15:50pm.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: When did the New Yorker become The Onion?
When Andy Borowitz[^] started writing for them. 
/ravi
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Re-read the URL.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Yeah, I can't find anything about this on the internet or Fox News that doesn't lead back to "the new yorker" article. Silly democrats, jokes are for comedians that make fun of Turkish leaders.
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Yah, just realized it's an Andy Borowitz article. Basically he's like an Onion writer for the New Yorker. Grrr.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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alternatives?
I see this type of post all of the time, but I'm at a loss as to why. Setting aside whether or not you agree with the coverage, for Fox to be so completely dominant, you have to wonder why their competition is so weak.
"Marking 13 years at #1, Fox News was up about 2% in 2014 to an average 300K viewers per night in the demo favored by cable news advertisers. In total viewers for primetime, Fox nearly tripled its nearest competition with 1.748M.
In fact, in weekday primetime, Fox was the #2 highest-rated network across all of cable behind only ESPN and ahead of networks like USA and TNT. The network was down 4% in total day with 1.050M total viewers and 213K in the demo.
Fox claimed the top 14 spots on the list of highest-rated cable news programs in total viewers and nine of the top 10 spots in the demo (MSNBC’s The Rachel Maddow Show was #15 in total while CNBC’s Shark Tank was #10 in the demo). For the 15th consecutive year, The O’Reilly Factor topped both lists with an averaged 426K in the demo and 2.667M total viewers."
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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He is a neurosurgeon and once operated on himself. This may be a side-effect.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's probably not too far from the truth. The guy's looney.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Really, would it surprise anyone if he really doesn't remember?
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This would be distiurbing if he mattered but as the aging say the craziest things sometimes.
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I'm sure the many readers of the New Yorker who are caring for relatives with Alzheimer's will be laughing their socks off. 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Never heard of him. Seriously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, but I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now that one sucked.
[Edit] Doh! too slow, I need more ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Getting beat off doesn't always bad
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OriginalGriff wrote: I beat him off
TMI 
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Of corpse you'd come up with a comment like that.
Carrion with your posting.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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