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9082365 wrote: Er .. try ... 60 million copies!
lol, what did I do wrong? oops I divided by 6 million. 
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What they fail to mention is that the effort to track the software licenses and purchases on such a scale will cost $11 billion to implement.
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How many software companies did this money go to?
I'm willing to bet that the bulk of it went to just two.
Follow the money, don't just look on in horror.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Gin is delicious. But, alas, not all delicious things are good for you.
Lies, lies, and more lies.
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Yeah. Cos we all know if you swallow collagen it goes straight to the skin around your eyes. I dunno who's worst. The morons that dream this stuff up or the morons that buy it!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If the morons didn't buy it, the other morons wouldn't try selling it. So I say the buyers are worse.
Plus this stuff really does work, but it only lasts as long as you're drunk.
What do you mean that's just the blurry vision making the wrinkles harder to see? Bollocks!
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Shirley, if you eat or drink collagen, you'll just digest it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If your dog loves his baths, is he a shampoodle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sham poo in the shower
Real poo in the toilet
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Hard stool in the bar.
Soft stool in the toilet.
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Reminds me of when I took my niece to a menagerie to see what was supposedly a wolf.
All we got to see was a small Chinese dog behind a dilapidated fence - it was a Shih Tzu.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Or Has he been conditioned
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Dunno. What do the guys in the Lab coats say?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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They're waiting for the results of the cat scan.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is there a reading list of famous/known programmers or (CS) engineers or ? biographies or related ?
A friend ask about some suggestions, and other than Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, I really don't have a clue.
Any suggestions ?
Thanks,
Max.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Alan Turing[^]? Dennis Ritchie[^]? Bjarne Stroustrup[^]?
I'm sorry there isn't a page yet for a programmer named, "Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan". Someday when there will be, I'd send you the link for that too. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Wikipedia is not really what I was looking for.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Ada Lovelace? [^]
(Sorry, couldn't help it.)
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Why sorry ?
It is the kind of reference my friends will love to look into.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Sorry because 1) it wasn't a book, and 2) I think most people that you ask about famous programmers will likely whip her out...
Although, when it came to data sciences, she was about 150 - 200 years ahead of her time.
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