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What are we testing, exactly?
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How many CP'ians are currently bored? 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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All of them?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: All of them?
Well, hark at Mr High-and-Mighty! "I've got so many points, I don't consider myself to be one of you low-rep plebs. Me and SAK are in our own little club, and the rest of you can all get lost."
You've even managed to get yourself removed from the Who's Who at CodeProject[^] page - sort by reputation, and the list starts with SAK.
Or did you mean "All of us"?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Please.
I don't even like being in the same forum as He Who Must Not Be Named, let alone the same club!
Anyway, I go along with Groucho Marx when it comes to clubs! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It didn't work; I cannot see your test message.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ahem![^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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What can I say? Great minds think alike.
... And so do perverse ones, apparently.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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<big><big>Server Error in '/' Application.</big></big>
<big><br />
Oops! The hamsters made a boo-boo! :-(</big>
Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.
Exception Details: System.Exception: Oops! The hamsters made a boo-boo! 
Source Error:
Line 16: public ActionResult PostMessage()
Line 17: {
Line 18: throw new Exception("Oops! The hamsters made a boo-boo! :-(");
Line 19: }
Line 20: }
Source File: c:\apps\CodeProject\Controllers\TheLoungeController.cs Line: 18
Stack Trace:
[Exception: Oops! The hamsters made a boo-boo! :-(]
CodeProject.Controllers.TheLoungeController.PostMessage() in c:\apps\CodeProject\Controllers\TheLoungeController.cs:18
lambda_method(Closure , ControllerBase , Object[] ) +61
System.Web.Mvc.ActionMethodDispatcher.Execute(ControllerBase controller, Object[] parameters) +30
System.Web.Mvc.ReflectedActionDescriptor.Execute(ControllerContext controllerContext, IDictionary`2 parameters) +197
System.Web.Mvc.ControllerActionInvoker.InvokeActionMethod(ControllerContext controllerContext, ActionDescriptor actionDescriptor, IDictionary`2 parameters) +46
System.Web.Mvc.Async.ActionInvocation.InvokeSynchronousActionMethod() +37
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncControllerActionInvoker.<BeginInvokeSynchronousActionMethod>b__39(IAsyncResult asyncResult, ActionInvocation innerInvokeState) +24
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResult`2.CallEndDelegate(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +43
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResultBase`1.End() +58
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +68
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncControllerActionInvoker.EndInvokeActionMethod(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +34
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncInvocationWithFilters.<InvokeActionMethodFilterAsynchronouslyRecursive>b__3d() +69
System.Web.Mvc.Async.<>c__DisplayClass46.<InvokeActionMethodFilterAsynchronouslyRecursive>b__3f() +230
System.Web.Mvc.Async.<>c__DisplayClass33.<BeginInvokeActionMethodWithFilters>b__32(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +27
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResult`1.CallEndDelegate(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +27
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResultBase`1.End() +58
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +68
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncControllerActionInvoker.EndInvokeActionMethodWithFilters(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +34
System.Web.Mvc.Async.<>c__DisplayClass2b.<BeginInvokeAction>b__1c() +42
System.Web.Mvc.Async.<>c__DisplayClass21.<BeginInvokeAction>b__1e(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +124
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResult`1.CallEndDelegate(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +27
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResultBase`1.End() +58
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +30
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncControllerActionInvoker.EndInvokeAction(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +29
System.Web.Mvc.Controller.<BeginExecuteCore>b__1d(IAsyncResult asyncResult, ExecuteCoreState innerState) +27
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncVoid`1.CallEndDelegate(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +48
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResultBase`1.End() +58
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +30
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +21
System.Web.Mvc.Controller.EndExecuteCore(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +32
System.Web.Mvc.Controller.<BeginExecute>b__15(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Controller controller) +26
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncVoid`1.CallEndDelegate(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +40
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResultBase`1.End() +58
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +30
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +21
System.Web.Mvc.Controller.EndExecute(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +29
System.Web.Mvc.Controller.System.Web.Mvc.Async.IAsyncController.EndExecute(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +24
System.Web.Mvc.MvcHandler.<BeginProcessRequest>b__5(IAsyncResult asyncResult, ProcessRequestState innerState) +27
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncVoid`1.CallEndDelegate(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +48
System.Web.Mvc.Async.WrappedAsyncResultBase`1.End() +58
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +30
System.Web.Mvc.Async.AsyncResultWrapper.End(IAsyncResult asyncResult, Object tag) +21
System.Web.Mvc.MvcHandler.EndProcessRequest(IAsyncResult asyncResult) +29
System.Web.Mvc.MvcHandler.System.Web.IHttpAsyncHandler.EndProcessRequest(IAsyncResult result) +23
System.Web.CallHandlerExecutionStep.System.Web.HttpApplication.IExecutionStep.Execute() +9744261
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Testers test; developers develop.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Testers test invent bugs; developers develop bugs.
Thanks,
Milind
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Yay, it's working! Now fix it until it's broken.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Edible Flowers - How to Make Bacon Roses - YouTube[^]
Mmmmmmmmmm....
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That is the most brilliant minded thing I have seen all week...so far. 
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You gotta love the cool way which he uses far more bacon than is in a pack and yet still demonstrates the easy reseal with 3 or 4 rashers still in there. If this was a proper ad it would never make it to screen but because it's just a sponsored demonstration they can make up any old bollocks! Don't you just love advertising!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Instant Ice - Waterbending In Real Life! - YouTube[^]
Just wow.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Very nice - I didn't realize the inside of those bottles could be so flawless (so as not to nucleate freezing).
I've done (not on purpose!) the complimentary deed of super-heating water in a really new glass in a microwave oven. Drop in tea-leave and 'fooosh'. This is probably the (false) proof of urban (and rural) legends about microwaves staying in food and being unhealthy.
Also - did this for real crystallization. Usually containers are used enough to have tiny flaws so that crystallization starts at the point (a point of higher potential energy - don't worry about why). Every once in a while, when the containers are smooth and new, one needs to either drop in as seed (like touching ice to the super-cooled water in video) or try to scratch the inner surface to create a nucleation point. The crystal growth is rapid and often beautiful when you do this (also, because it's quick, it defeats the purpose of crystallization for purification).
+ for you
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's an old trick - you can even do it with beer to create your own beer slushie, as shown by Mythbusters[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I've done it with beer myself, though unintentionally. Left one in the freezer a bit too long, but it looked fine when I took it out. Popping the top gave it just enough of a shock to start the crystalization, which descended from the top of the bottle like falling snow.
It looked amazing, but was a total waste of a beer. 
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So they reckon the universe is expanding. And they reckon the rate of expansion is accelerating. This is so wrong! The laws of gravity dictate that the rate of expansion should decrease over time, not increase.
What is powering this increase in expansion rate? It has to be dark energy fuelling the Dark Side of The Force, which is slowly blasting the universe asunder. Humanity is so screwed!  And you think your problems with Windows 10 are important? Get your priorities right, Bubba.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: And they reckon the rate of expansion is accelerating. This is so wrong!
Wrong or not, like it or not, it is an observation.
Cornelius Henning wrote: The laws of gravity dictate that the rate of expansion should decrease over time, not increase.
That is assuming no outside force - something we cannot know for sure. Still, it is nice to have an observation that is not as one expects.
Gravity also has a limited scope, and it might not influence the expanding vacuum very much depending on where most of that mass is.
Cornelius Henning wrote: And you think your problems with Windows 10 are important? Get your priorities right, Bubba.
I don't have any problems with Win10 - I'm running Win7 and Ubuntu 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Cornelius Henning wrote: And you think your problems with Windows 10 are important? Get your priorities right, Bubba.
I don't have any problems with Win10 - I'm running Win7 and Ubuntu
But at least there's no doubt about your name, huh Bubba? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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