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You've nothing to fir but the fir itself.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Bad puns tree me off!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So you woke up again, today, just to compost another "Thought" ?
Maybe I should just leaf you alone to think a bough it . . . or knot.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Really going out on a limb there, aren't ya? 
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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patbob wrote: Really going out on a limb there, orange ya?
FIFY
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You are not alone! Garden Humor: Gardening Phobias and Fears by The Gardener's Network[^]
Alliumphobia - the fear of garlic
Anthophobia - the fear of flowers
Batonohobia - this is a gardener that is afraid of plants!!!
Apiphobia - the fear of bees
Bufonophobia - you have this, because you are scared of toads
Dendrophobia: - the fear of trees
Rupophobia - is the fear of dirt
Lachanophobia - the fear of vegetables
BTW it appears that I suffer from Lachanophobia. Some people I know scares the sh*t out of me! 
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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So far this season, I haven't done very well at car shows, so ordered a new prop for the car. It's a book titled How to Live With a Huge Penis.
I'm gonna put it in the trunk between the first aid kit and the fire extinguisher. I hope that doesn't send the wrong message.
I can hardly wait to see the reactions on people's faces.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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I'll take a pic on Saturday.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I will laugh my ass off if you do. bonus points if you get a quick vid of people's reactions. 
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Uhm, maybe clarify what pics you are asking for, specially with John. 
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Well they are either going to be 4chan worthy or some funny pics of the book and some people flipping him off, or laughing - like I would.
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True, good fun, whichever direction this takes. All good then
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Same idea.
Have a look at this[^] (includes link to maybe NSFW videa)
I'd rather be phishing!
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Just be careful - when they see the book they might interpret as you're using it to learn how to cope with someone else's digit.
Or - it could be referring to politicians.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: How to Live With a Huge Penis
Does your wife know you call her that?
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Just leave your guns at home, in case someone opens a sentence with: "Oh, so your boyfriend..."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm gonna put it in the trunk between the first aid kit and the fire extinguisher
Why do you carry a fire extinguisher in your trunk?
Are you preparing to put out fires started by a short in electric cars?
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You loose points if you don't have the following:
- fire extinguisher
- first aid kit (this the one I can't figure out)
- tool kit (ostensibly to fix your car on the side of the road, which isn't really possible with a modern computer controlled car)
- owners manual
- original window sticker
- book, titled How to Live With a Huge Penis
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I can hardly wait to see the reactions on people's faces.
If they are not impressed, you can always change the book with a dirty shovel, plastic bags, empty bag of lime and a handful of empty shells. Works every time.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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LOL. 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Given your placement I would stick a fireman's helmet on top of the fire extinguisher. Perhaps throw a couple of basketballs in the boot as well.
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http://www.holeearth.net/[^]
Part of an exhibition by the local artists[^] near where I live.
I think art is the only "profession" where you can produce something utterly meaningless and have people exclaim "wow, that is so profound." As my girlfriend said, psychology comes close.
[edit] And on this page[^] (website by one of the artist/producers):
Thanks and we look forward to hearing from you,
and at the bottom of the page:
Comments
You do not have permission to add comments.
Ah, the irony!
Actually, I probably have something to do with that. I once posted a comment on a YouTube video that was, well, let's just say, not very complementary. After that, comments were closed, and that now seems to be the norm.
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Marc
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More pretentious twaddle by talentless twits.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But remember the enablers: those privileged with money who use it to buy what they perceive to be prestige. Like so many things, they're market driven and stupidity endorsed.
Meanwhile, back in real life, someone needs to work two full time jobs just to barely feed their family.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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