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I thought Justine Bieber IS female.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ya. I saw him putting lipstick in his mouse. 
modified 2-Jun-16 12:55pm.
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Justine Bieber could play Blofeld's cat.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If her singing talent's anything to go by, Bieber couldn't play Scaramanga's third nipple.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hmm, change the order of those last two letters and...
Marc
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Hahaha. I respect the community, It's not a pr0n site.
modified 2-Jun-16 13:53pm.
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She stands a better chance of getting the job, because the others aren't British!
Jeeze, I just don't know what people are thinking, sometimes.
Personally, I think they should go with Sacha Baron Cohen. He can act the pants off just about anyone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Sacha Baron Cohen. He can act the pants off just about anyone.
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Why not, the franchise can't get any worse, can it?
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When a seahorse needs to get from A to B quickly, does he scallop?
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When a seahorse gets to A or B does it become an A-horse or B-horse? 
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Nope: C-horse!
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Because they sell C-shells when they get there.
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Methinks using telehorsation would be quicker!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Eel get there quicker on the bass.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Mane! Dats pretty funny!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It must be nice to have a high enough reputation to not be decimated by the inevitable downvoting this one should get...
That being said... Kinda sad I didn't think of it.  
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No down votes in the lounge!
And rep points don't matter - you can't convert them to real money...
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donald trumps up charges of light brigades and saber-toothed tiger milk duds
as Hillbillary pillories puffed-up pillows, plumped-up pyjamas, and palindromes such as, 'Sit on a potato pan Otis'
Meanwhile, the people - the crowd - the mass - feel the berning man overboard game theory of revolution
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Well, according to Mr. Musk, all of this that you just said is a plugin to the app called life.
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