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W∴ Balboos wrote:

The primary focus of this article

Marc Clifton wrote:

but the source seems to be missing

from the link (pun intended):

Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool

1. The “slider” (crowded elevator type), which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect;
   
2. The open sphincter, or “pooh” type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic;
   
3. The staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy;
   
4. The “bark” type (described in a personal communication) is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts (and often concludes) conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as “Le Petomane,” who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.