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"Never give up! Never surrender!"
I don't know if you mean the same movie, but it's one of my favourites.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'd even forgotten Sigourney Weaver was in it!
I was probably drunk when I watched it last time...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She didn't have a big role; she just repeated what the computer said.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"I only have one job on this ship. It may be stupid but I'm gonna do it!" I always loved that scene.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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So you're saying that you're neither useful nor perfect?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Certainly explains my wife and I.
I'll leave it to you to figure out which of us is which!
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Similar to that: When a client (and I regard Tech Support to be a 'client') complains about how long something is taking or the cost I give 'em this:
"You can have it - A) Good B) Fast or C) Cheap, pick any TWO.
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Foothill wrote: "Anything that is perfect, isn't useful. Anything that is useful, isn't perfect."
Except for the number zero. Zero is perfect and useful.
Marc
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Not going to argue with that.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Zero is not perfect. It can't be. It has no divisors. The lowest perfect number is 6. Everybody knows that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Much more useful than, say, a moronic aphorism that means nothing! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Message Removed
modified 14-Jul-16 12:39pm.
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Message Removed
modified 14-Jul-16 12:39pm.
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Message Removed
modified 14-Jul-16 12:39pm.
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After a hard day, do resisters look forward to ohm sweet ohm?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ohm I God what an irresistible pun!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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They don't have the capacitance.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I ampere reviewed all the time, even though I'm an armature at this! I see no gain in this and it relay Hertz!
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Software Zen: delete this;
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You have induced vomiting, that was so revolting.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes, that's the current sentiment.
/ravi
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Those resistors are a real passive bunch.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Watt!? Careful, you may wind them up.
/ravi
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You're right, one time I saw one of them kick someone in the family Joules.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ouch. That must have Hertz.
/ravi
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