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Would it now be considered a genocide if you take anti-biotics?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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tolong bantuan cara membuat aplikasi android di monaca.io 
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Firstly, this is an English language site, so please post in English.
Secondly, this is not the place for programming questions, as it says at the top of the page.
Please post your question in English here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't post often, mostly a lurker, but the last couple of posts have been sent to the SPAM doctor to determine if they are OK.
I get this in my inbox
Your message 'Re: If anybody plans to visit Munich' has been marked as potentially being spam and is currently in the moderation queue pending approval.
I am pretty sure nothing in the message would trigger a SPAM alert, few keywords, etc. So, I will just ask WTE? 
Ken
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Yeah, I passed that message through moderation. Occasionally the spam filter is a bit trigger happy - this was definitely one of those times.
I don't know the logic that drives the spam filter, but perhaps you previously posted something that tickled the filter enough to put you on a watch list. Again, I don't even know if there is such a watch list, but there is certainly an argument for a design like that.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Well, hopefully, I get on the right side of the filter at some point...
Thanks for that.
Ken
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AFAIK, there isn't a "watch list". There's a Bayesian filter which classifies messages based on the similarity to previous messages which have been marked as spam.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It was pretty easy to de-feather and gut...but how do you cook 'em?
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I hope this is a joke otherwise it's sad, sad, sad.
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Depends on what kind of pokemon you caught. :p
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Agreed. I had a Charburger last night. It was quite delicious.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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First you need to tenderize them by throwing your phone violently into the ground (a concrete target is better than grass). Then you bring out a sledgehammer and smack the heck out of your phone.
Finally cook your phone in a pot of boiling water for 40-45 minutes and you are good to go. 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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No no no, you need to fry it, don't you know anything tastes better fried.
- Drop phone out of the apartment, preferably from a high floor, does not matter the surface.
- Convince the local dog to piss on the phone, if you can't get a dog to do it them you should contribute.
- Soak in vinegar overnight. Between this and the dog piss it will tease the pokemon out of the phone.
- Pour the contents into a really heavy beer batter, you know the lumpy sort.
- Deep fry in really hot oil, the oil should be smoking hot.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hannibal Lecter's cookbook should be helpful: [^]. You might try his 'sweetbreads from an untalented Flautist:' http://payload47.cargocollective.com/1/6/201759/3254767/hanspread3_1100.png[^]
and, PETA has recipes for each type of Pokemon: [^].
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I am going to have to send my laptop to Asus for repair, as the power jack is broken. The new charger failed to work. It may take up to three business days (minus shipping) to get it repaired, so if I send it today, I might get it back next Wednesday.
Stupid thing.
It's still under warranty, thankfully.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Return to base support is a PITA when it is something you use every day let alone something your income may be dependent on.
I want an engineer out here NOW if not sooner. Either that or fix the power jack over the phone NOW!
Oops, sorry I was channeling my boss 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Broken power jacks are a continual problem with laptops. You'd think laptop makers would rip off one of the few nice things about the MacBook Air (and the touch pad.)
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It looks like it may be a manufacturing fault, as the batch my unit came from had a number with faulty clips (which were supposed to hold the jack in place). Those are replaceable, so if that is the issue, they can likely have it on its way back the day they fix it.
Oh, well.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Forget it for the time being. What's going on? Who knows?
All I know is that some people have been killed, there are policemen at every corner, public transportation has been shut down and we are all supposed to stay at home. Let's hope that things will return to normal soon.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry to hear... stay safe and vigilant.
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Hope you and your family stay safe.
Ken
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Just a nutter who was into shooting sprees, apparently.
I'm sure that it will be used to get more budget and powers for the SS, though.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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