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OriginalGriff wrote: It's never easy, is it - except when drunk, when it's generally unsuccessful! 
That's true for most people, but I know someone who was specialized on that. I would not have believed it if I had not seen it a few times.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In the past - when I drank - I was indeed successful several times (probably due to the sheer volume of attempts).
However in nearly all the cases, the following morning I wished I hadn't been... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before... 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't know about kissing them, but I've woken up next to a few...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Licking toads is much more harmful.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm going to stop there before this goes to the Soapbox... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's better.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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good on you
it was once (a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away), explained to me that you had to get the 'hits' up to improve the hit:miss ratio, no hits == no misses ...
I'm not going to say what it stands at, lets say my twin brother got the gift with women, and I, er ..... 
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on the times Ive been mistaken for him and I could have gotten away with it (we are identical), Ive declined to proceed and exited stage left - being a scumbag just isnt in my nature
start off as friends, be a nice guy, you'll get there in the end
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: start off as friends, be a nice guy, you'll get there in the end to see them getting with lots of guys, but never you
Sounds about right now 
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Hi, that's great you made the attempt !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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So you're officially a PUA now. That's awesome!
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I had to google PUA
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I once read about PUA in the past years. It's funny, but sometimes it works
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Well done!
The worst it can happen is what happened so, from now on you have no excuses... this is like all the other things in life... more practice gives better results... 
Drinking is not a safe option... you know what is said: "that girl is n beers ugly" so it is better to be sober when trying it... the worst part of it is that if you make a BIG mistake then you won't have excuses...
That said, ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) and all of us feel so proud of you now... 
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Joan Murt wrote: The worst it can happen is what happened so, from now on you have no excuses...
The song 'give me three steps' just popped into my head 
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Sander Rossel wrote: Really very cute girl.
As crass/male chauvinist as this sounds, the more you practice, the easier it gets. So practice. Not every girl needs to be a potential girlfriend or "really very cute", it's fun just to hang out with people of the opposite sex. The less hormones charge to asking someone out for a lunch date, concert, movie, whatever, the easier it gets for well, those "charged" moments.
Marc
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I guess I'll try a few more times. Maybe. Someday 
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Well done; "wie niet waagt, blijft maagd" 
Sander Rossel wrote: I've been planning it for weeks, even trying to ask her out a few times, but failed due to completely freaking out and only being able to say the mandatory
Because you're afraid of asking a big question, and the possible outcome - start with smalltalk. Makes it a lot easier 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Why do you think I never made smalltalk? 
There's really just one kind of smalltalk[^] I see myself becoming proficient in
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why do you think I never made smalltalk?
"Receipt please. Bye." 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's the bare minimum.
One of the girls there sometimes makes smalltalk.
"It's really busy today." That's just a statement and I have no idea how I should answer that
I think the whole conversation last week went something like this:
She: "It's really busy today."
Me: "It happens."
She: "Yeah, more busy than usual."
Me: "Strange, with such good weather you'd think people do other things than groceries." (yes, the weather! ultimate (and horrible) smalltalk topic)
She: "The weather isn't that good. Too much wind."
Me: "Alright, then I don't know why it's so busy."
She: "Usually we'd be with three cashiers, but there's only two today."
Me: "Vacation?"
She: "No the third is sick at home."
Me: "Well, good luck with that. Bye."
She: "Bye."
Horrible, just shut up already
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Sander Rossel wrote: I have no idea how I should answer that
Open questions are preferred. See it as gathering specs
Sander Rossel wrote: Horrible, just shut up already
That doesn't matter, some girls would think that is cute.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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