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Do hipster salmon suffocate because the current was too mainstream?
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No quip but my first thought was of this song[^].
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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There we go - another pun likely to spawn a roe.
Scale it down a bit!
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You're walking a fin line with that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm just going with the flow!
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Salmon actually swim against the flow. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It beats a Sock in the Eye.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only on the way back up to the spawning grounds. When they are born / hatched / whatever they then go downstream to the sea.
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But on the way down to the sea won't they be too young to be hipsters?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Agreed, way too immature, I once overheard one say 'whoever smolt it dolt it..'.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I dont think so. They are superior to that 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I can see that. 
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Google Has Plan to Save Thousands of Lives - Good News Network[^]
Quote: Statistics from the U.S. government suggest over 10,000 lives could be saved each year if emergency response teams had more accurate location data for victims.
 
Over 10,000? Wow, that seems very high.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's binary, the comma is in error - so it's probably a substantial underestimate.
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I believe it: crime or accident victims and other emergency cases (as heart attacks) needing fast help. Often has the emergency team a false address, is driving to some false places or have a traffic jam.
You must know: some minutes making a hugh difference for somebody who is in a life danger.
Thats why "First Aid" is so important 
Press F1 for help or google it.
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RyanDev wrote: Over 10,000? Wow, that seems very high.
They probably came to that conclusion by thinking that the majority of these people who need this kind of aid are probably playing Pokémon Go, so they scoured news agencies to count how many stories were being published each day about Pokémon Go. It came to about 30 a day, multiply by 365 and you get 10,000.
if (looksLikeAboutPokemon(story))
{
ReadPokemon(story);
}
else
{
ReadNormal(story)
}
private void ReadNormal (Story story)
{
ReadPokemon(story);
}
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I'm guessing a lot of the time people are out and about and may not actually know the name or the postcode where they are currently located.
It's easy if you're at home but if you're driving or walking, it's a different matter.
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Google has created a tool for Android smartphones that automatically sends a caller’s location to the response unit. Wow! I'm whelmed.
That was supposed to have happened back when GPS receivers were first being built into smart phones. The idea was that when you dialed 911 from a GPS-equipped mobile phone, it would automatically send the location of the phone to the emergency operators. Now Google's gone and captured everybody's imagination by creating (finally) inventing that feature. Hurrah, go Google!
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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patbob wrote: That was supposed to have happened back when GPS receivers were first being built into smart phones.
Exactly. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They're right, though.
People who live in a town and drive around a town all their lives are never going to know where they are unless they use Pokemon Go services from google.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm looking for quick recipes for yeast-less bread...and I'm looking for proven recipes (I did Google and found some, but I'm looking for something to be trust)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not quite an answer, but, back in graduate school I used to make such a bread. What I do remember is that (besides no kneading: I believe it was called "NO KNEAD BREAD") it contained eggs (to hold it together) and a bunch of baking soda (to make the bubbles). Not that healthy but I was young and it didn't matter.
Essentially, this was a cake recipe without all of the sugar and spice.
Hopefully the NO KNEAD BREAD will give you another search criterion.
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I would think someone in your area might have a good one. Being a dumb American, my first thought was the Feast of Unleavened Bread.
You might ask co-workers if they have a mother / grandmother with one.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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