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Ahh! If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I predict a death or serious injury in the near future as one of these people blindly walks into the traffic!
Ideally, before they have bred.
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You took a loan out over 72 months? Blimey. What was the interest rate on that?
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Just looked...6.94%. I was just happy to get approved! Now I've got to go and figure all the interest I paid! Thanks! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Now I've got to go and figure all the interest I paid!
Easy, it will be along the lines of: "Here are two brand new trucks. We'll keep one and you have the other. Now you owe us for two trucks."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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It's not that bad! If that's an APR (so it's calculated annually) then the interest cost will be about 1/4 of the principal over the whole period.
If it's calculated monthly, then look at around 1/2 the principal in interest.
If it's daily... he went to Wonga! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A little hyperbole (a standard literary artifice) helps paint the picture.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
modified 11-Aug-16 3:49am.
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Let me give you a good piece of advice.
PARK THE TRUCK.
Wait a month or two. There is something in the universe that detects freshly paid off vehicles and makes them into idiot magnets. It's uncanny the # of times I've heard people like you say "yeah" then have someone rear end them.
Parking the truck is somewhat of a joke, just be super careful.
Then again, I live in Atlanta, they don't call it crush hour for nothing.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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If you pay full 72 rates for your truck you should better purchase some cheaper car .They are also use less resources as gasoline and parking space. 
Yesterday I built in my new SSD in the PC and now the PC runs smoother and faster and most: uses some 10 Watts less energy 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Congrats. Enjoy the moment 
Now start paying that car payment amount into a savings account so, in another 72 months, you can buy another new truck to replace it, but this time without a car payment
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Thanks! This is the third vehicle I have 'paid off', but it was my first new vehicle ever. Good advice on what to do with that extra cash! I was going to invest in solar panels but research shows the return would be 40 years!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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... to @Keith-Barrow, one of the geekiest, funniest bits of coding clickbait I've seen. I followed the link[^], you won't believe what happened next.
A webpage opened, and I read it. That's what happened next, so you probably would believe it.
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Glad I'm not involved in that particular culture...
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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Nice read! It makes me wonder how most web devs handle jquery libs...download/self-host or link to community hosted libs?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Ever since the demise of Silverlight I have despaired at the tech stack required to put together a web solution. Now I'm involved in an "enterprise" project with such things as hadoop, drools, hive and the whole Java UI stack. I wonder what little gems are hidden in their includes!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Thanks for the link, Keith, and Pete.
Makes me wonder if the JavaScript open-source "community" has any mechanism other than name-and-shame to "police" itself. Of course, that's making the wild assumption that the word "community" is relevant to the terms "open-source" and/or "JavaScript."
But, I'm not knocking JavaScript, the monster that ate the web because economic and political agendas of the "major net powers" couldn't agree on anything better. The use of it has been improved much thanks to John Resig (jQuery) and others, and, now, TypeScript and other "wrappers" for development essentially let you ignore its not-good-for-OOD limitations to some extent.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: A webpage opened, and I read it. That's what happened next, so you probably would believe it.
What the hell is a Conclusino?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The ending of another hipster I hope.
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A Conclusino is a latte made with a variation of the coffee made from beans that have passed through the digestive system of civet cats and been excreted; in this variation, the beans are further treated by being carried in the undergarments of female human virgins for a month.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
modified 11-Aug-16 10:18am.
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My favorite bit out of that post is this part:
Quote: [Imagine] if the car you drove to work had 291 parts. You’d be worried, wouldn’t you? Yet, for some reason, we’re totally fine installing 291 individual modules just to power an enterprise-grade web server capable of handling thousands of incoming requests per second.
I lol'ed, literally.
Also...
I hate to be "that guy", but... A couple of the people responding here don't seem to understand that the entire blog post is taking the piss?
i.e. None of that stuff is real? Guys? Is this thing on?
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I would have thought the photo in the source code would have been a giveaway.
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Well, Pete, I tend to take anything you post as a kind of "gospel" and there is a Yummy open-sauce-code thing associated with JavaScript: [^].
I guess I've just appeared in a chapter of Gullible's Travels ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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There is a serious side to the whimsy - it's very easy for "APIs" to grow beyond a reasonable size due to shoehorning in other prerequisites that also grow beyond a reasonable size so you ultimately end up with a bloated, convoluted mess if you aren't careful. This makes it hard for you to assess the impact an API is having on your code, and the performance effects it has. How do you know that a critical component is performing well if it relies on something six layers away that is badly written?
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