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Oh, I didn't mean those little blue pills. I was referring to "Nagy" = "large", "Vilmos" = "William"... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Surely, wouldn't "large William" be "Big Bill"?
It did remind of a high school colleague who's unthinking parents named him "Richard". His surname was "Head".
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You're right, my bad. I've got no excuse for being so dim today... 
As for your friend, I think his parents might not have wanted any more children... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK - in the US at least (and probably the UK),
William is 'truncated' to Bill
Richard is 'truncated' to Dick
Both really make no sense if you think about it.
I wouldn't have gotten your allusion, anyway.
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To celebrate this, I have booked an hour in this simulator[^] for next week.
I hope to land better than this one.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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?? What happened?
EDIT: I precise: what happened that you are fired from tomorrow?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
modified 31-Aug-16 8:16am.
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Looks to me like the pilot THOUGHT he was in a simulator, only turned out that he wasn't! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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That crash probably was a deliberate test. Helicopters usually don't come down that way on a runway and have a camera standing there to document the desaster.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a small hardware company and the big software project did not come to pass. That's why I'm on my way out before I was really in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So, luckily it wasn't nothing traumatic. Good luck for your upcoming hunt for jobs!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The hunt is already finished. My current boss was fair enough to give me an early warning and I found something where I can start in October. Until then I will just be lazy or go flying. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I can start in October. Until then I will just be lazy or go flying
October?! Dang man. I know y'all do dates differently over there than us Americans do, but here in America, that's 1 month away. 1 month unemployed? A man goes nuts. Go work a few hours a day somewhere and then study up on whatever you'll be doing in your next job. Real men work!
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Well then, I'm happy for you! 4 extra weeks of vacation, woah!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Nice. When I was let go from my previous position, with no warning (or hostility), I had the summer off for the first time in decades. No job prearranged to take its place but the three-month hunt was not at all unpleasant. We do get those long Euro-cations in the US - so your month off seems like a lovely dream.
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A real dream were the summer breaks while in highschool. Three months! If I only could have sent those pesky parents on a nice long trip. Let's say for about 11 weeks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The pilot just thought he saw a Pokemon Gym and headed straight for it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that what they call a golucination?
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Just about every friggin' task I undertake...[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Friggin' or not. It's the same regardless!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So... the operation succeeded, but the patient died. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is 6 a good anaesthetic ? (7,6)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Lithium __?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Now that I see the correct answer, I was way off. I should stick to anything else but this.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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