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I don't consider myself s troll. This is one of two posts I made to CP. I'm just pissed off and even more disappointed that the children working today don't even realize how screwed they are or care.
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Thankyou, I am no troll, just pissed off.
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Looks like an outsourced/offshored recruiting division. And no, no one's ever called me this way - I presume it's because I haven't given my number out on job sites. 
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H1-B program has been out of control for a very long time.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Yes.
A longer answer would require the soapbox.
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Don't break your guitars, they fight back! [^]
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The dude has bigger problems. He's wearing red snuffaluffagus around his legs. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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He's just trying to be a glamrock star, but failed. 
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Would a pair of those be snuffaluffagi?
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RyanDev wrote: snuffaluffagus
Google says: Did you mean Snuffleupagus[^]?
(No idea why I still remember a character from a show I haven't seen in 35 years.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Wait a minute! Stop it boy!
What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
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Marshall, Marshall, Marshall.
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was it? 
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Some people ar born like that, some need to take drugs to reach that level.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Some people ar born like that
In other words, some people are idiots.
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That website popovered: I hate popups.
But you gotta do what you gotta do. Join 14,000+ others and get my semi-monthly email whenever I post new humor. Hilarity will ensue.
... and what I gotta do is write more adblockcontent block rules for your site.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So they are showcasing Super Mario and Pokemon Go.
Seriously? This is what Apple calls keynote material?
This just seems...awkward.
Edit:
So that was...weird. The iPhone looks really nice. A nice evolution. It's the same phone, though. Water resistant, forget charging your phone while using headphones for handsfree, and an even bigger lump on the back. Better home button, faster and more battery life...but still the same phone. But nice.
Earpods - well, no, not really. I'd like to do a survey after 5 months and see how many people only have one of them left after losing one.
The watch? Again, it's the watch. Beautiful, but I'm not keen on square, thick lumps on my wrist. Still, I do think the Samsung Gear S is the best looking, Gru-style watch[^] ever, and I hate Samsung for hobbling it then killing it.
...and then an awkward music moment and a sudden "K, thanks, bye" and everyone just shuffles off.
No passion. No joy. No...direction? I just kind of feel a little lost and awkward after that. It's weird.
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 7-Sep-16 15:30pm.
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That's iMario, and iGo.
Toyota may sue.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Chris Maunder wrote: This just seems...awkward.
You mean, more than usual?
Last year they had a watch ffs!
And if you're not a middle aged woman with to much money to buy a fitbit, you're not in the aiming group.
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...except the Watch series 1 is now $269, which has just put it in reach of a lot more people.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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And that's why I referred to middle aged women.
Had it still been $1000 I would've referred to a certain group of middle aged men.
I would never be seen in public with one of those. If I was serious about it I'd buy a Garmin or a Polar watch and if I wanted it to be stylish I might take a look at a Withings or possibly a Mondaine.
But ALL I want from a watch is for it to tell me the time without breaking or having to charge it all the time. So at the moment I have a Tissot (since many years), but it could've been a watch from any of a dozen brands.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: But ALL I want from a watch is for it to tell me the time without breaking or having to charge it all the time.
I would have agreed with you, a while back, but feeding music to my headphones via bluetooth from my watch is just so damned Cool!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have a phone for that. Maybe not as cool, but works just as fine.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I have a phone for that.
Wait! You feel your watch should only tell time but you're OK with your phone streaming music? What kind of Luddite are you?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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