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I knew I should have read all the comments first.
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Lopatir wrote: yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot]
Jeremy Falcon
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I just learned that I am not a developer apparently. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nobody's perfect.
Jeremy Falcon
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Greeting
Normal: Hi!
Coder: hey. (on a good day)
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So you are saying that we devs are not normal? 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Yup 
Jeremy Falcon
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...can I have a dinosaur this time round?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I vote for no reboots until I get my jet-pack!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What about the robot butler?
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Tell him I don't want any of that Earl Grey muck. Perfume is for wimmin.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, it's more likely (and entertaining) that the dinosaur will have you.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I thought I'd check all posts before posting this one.
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A griffosoriginus [^]? They're so cute!
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Page showing a female holding a large clutch of puppies and erotic anime?
Actually - I don't want to understand.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why? What are you planning? 
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World domination, mostly.
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What, in lieu of the sheep, or the wifey?
Will Rogers never met me.
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To replace the cat! 
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Just curious...
Has anyone actually gotten Xamarin Forms to work in Visual Studio?
I've tried installing it on 3 different PC's - Home, Company 1, and now Company 2 ... and in each case it's a nightmare getting it installed.
Then, when it appears to be installed, I get countless compilation errors that say "Please install.... blah blah blah".
So, anyone here actually have it working?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Most of us still code in VB, so this is pretty futuristic technology you are talking about.
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You do realize that it's against the CP rules to mention 'VB' in the Lounge? 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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On almost-halloween-time, we are allowed to scare people to death with mentions of VB6.0
And if you really want to scare them, just tell them half of the financial industry relies on VB and FORTRAN.
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And if you really, really, want to scare them, get them to go to QA and see what the next generation are doing ... VB would be an improvement ...
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