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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Ordering a burger...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Why is there lettuce on this burger
FTFY.
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dandy72 wrote: Why is there lettuce on this burger
...and where is the *&%!$^# bacon?
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Burgers don't have lettuce. That's a salad roll with mince-beef too.
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These days developers are so soft, ... once twas a sin to put veges in a burger,
Burger:
large piece of steak (mince was considered too unhealthy as components unidentifiable),
2 tiny bits of bun (only needed to be only large enough to keep the fingers clean),
lashings of butter if there is any available (as much as will stick to the bun),
whatever condiments available (as much as will stick to the steak)
vegetables sighted were thrown into a cupboard to see how much fungus they would sustain
- yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot] ... something else today's kids miss out on.
- (although we never found the answers; due to stink the cupboard was only opened long enough to add more veges - all because letting your fungus starve was considered cruel.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: once twas a sin to put veges in a burger,
Well - you know who you can blame for that! Ketchup as a vegetable - Wikipedia[^]
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I knew I should have read all the comments first.
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Lopatir wrote: yup, real science happened [while waiting for machine to boot]
Jeremy Falcon
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I just learned that I am not a developer apparently. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nobody's perfect.
Jeremy Falcon
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Greeting
Normal: Hi!
Coder: hey. (on a good day)
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So you are saying that we devs are not normal? 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Yup 
Jeremy Falcon
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...can I have a dinosaur this time round?
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I vote for no reboots until I get my jet-pack!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What about the robot butler?
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Tell him I don't want any of that Earl Grey muck. Perfume is for wimmin.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, it's more likely (and entertaining) that the dinosaur will have you.
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I thought I'd check all posts before posting this one.
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A griffosoriginus [^]? They're so cute!
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Page showing a female holding a large clutch of puppies and erotic anime?
Actually - I don't want to understand.
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Why? What are you planning? 
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World domination, mostly.
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What, in lieu of the sheep, or the wifey?
Will Rogers never met me.
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To replace the cat! 
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