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WEEKEND IS HERE 
I have 3 girls and a boy. What are the odds, that my next child will be a boy too?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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depends on who is on top when making the baby. 
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Do not turn it into Soapbox material 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Why is it Soapbox material? The one on top is high enough up to catch the Stork, and gets to choose which baby to grab...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Reminds me of the kid who catches his parents and says:
Dad! I wanted a little brother, not a puppy!
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50:50, assuming you haven't had "the snip".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: haven't had "the snip"
I had to look it up...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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0%.
With four kids already, the chances that you'd actually want another one are already slim.
The chances that you and your wife would get the opportunity to make another one (without being interrupted by one or more of your existing progeny) are even more remote! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: you'd actually want another one
There is no problem there, but as long as my wife does not want to bear them...
Richard Deeming wrote: without being interrupted
You have a point there
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My mother's parents had 10 children over a span of 27 years; my mother was the youngest.
There were 5 boys and 5 girls.
My father's parents had 6 children over a span of 17 years; my father was the second youngest.
There were 4 boys and 2 girls.
My parents had 7 children over the span of 14 years; I am the 4th.
There were 6 boys and 1 girl.
Somehow, they managed despite the number of children running around.
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They must have been very good at locking the bedroom door and ignoring cries for attention.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Wow and I thought it was only 3rd world countries that had large families these days.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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If two wrongs don't make a right, do two Wrights make a plane?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do two Wongs make sushi?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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This is Wong on so many Levels.[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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One of your better landings!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Looks like you're winging it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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With an altitude like that, he'll get nowhere.
/ravi
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His stomach must be in knots.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yaw, he's on a roll - sonofapitch!
/ravi
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Agreed, I thought he might stall at some point, but he always manages to prop himself up and keep going.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, his career's really taken off.
/ravi
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Yaw know, if he keeps rollin' on, some of us might have to pitch him out.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Oh I dunno, I'm up in the air about that.
/ravi
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A good hearty laugh will always lift your spirits.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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