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As a programmer, every day is Programmer's Day.
Acknowledgement from the normal humans in unnecessary. 
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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True dat.
/ravi
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Are Dad Jokes just jokes that are full groan?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll take the idea a bit father and ask: "Is that a pop quiz?"
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And grand-dad jokes are a bit pastiche?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Calling them dad jokes is a bit redundant when mom doesn't have a sense of humor.
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Sad. His songs always reminded me of my youth. 
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One ticket to paradise please. RIP 
This space for rent.
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I saw him just last year at a free show at a casino and I was impressed at the show he put on.
Scott
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Slowly moving dead people anyone? Go here: https://phys.org/news/2019-09-skin-crawling-discovery-body-farm-scientists.html[^]
After reading this I wondered if we should hand them signs with political statements and call it a political movement. Then I realized that maybe someone already did - and called them politicians 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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All these attempted explanations of "mummification" and "ligaments drying" instead of just coming out and being straight with us about the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
And they call themselves scientists...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I've been prepped for that for years.
/george romero fan
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I'd vote for zombie reagan.
is that too political for the lounge?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Why not go back all the way and elect zombie Washington? Perhaps the Brits can even dig up king zombie George.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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We did - he's called "Charles" these days.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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i'm here for it. 
they have to be undead though. less talking and agenda forwarding, more brain eating.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Hey! Let's stay politically correct! Undead? The brain eating stereotype? Would ' biochemically inactive persons' not be more adequate?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Double tap[^]
Seriously - double tap.
Don't know if it works on politicians, but it's definitely worth a try.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe I need to reread that article, but these zombies appear to be moving way too fast!  Definitely faster than politicians...
But a great movie
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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And teh sequel comes out in 5 weeks: Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) - IMDb[^]
Yeah, yeah - it's a sequel. But it's not a physical law that the sequel is always cr@p - more a Hollywood guideline ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There have been a few notable exceptions where is the sequel is better than the first. Aliens is one that comes to mind but that's all I can think of now. They are definitely the exception.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Another couple...
Terminator 2, The dark knight (Batman Begins 2)
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: The dark knight (Batman Begins 2)
Uhh, depends on which of the 10+ prequels you're comparing it to. I recall having seen some B&W movie called Batman and Penguin or something like that, several decades ago, and it was already ancient back then. Hilarious, too!
That said, I have a bad case of main actor tiring regarding specifically Batman, Superman, Hulk, and Spiderman: I lost track of how many actors they went through and how many remakes they've made. It's hard to judge a sequel to it's prequel when you have a hard time identifiying which *is* the appropriate prequel in the first place.
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Interestingly enough, I found myself watching an episode of 'Real Money' last night where they were revealing his diagnosis/prognosis. I feel for his wife and kids and can relate. 
