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The contractor responsible for our fire alarm system is doing maintenance today. For the second time in the last half hour, the alarm has gone off.
Continuously.
For several ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing minutes.
Headphones and music on 11 isn't cutting it. 
Stay tuned to CNN. I may be making my big debut if this keeps up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Ahh Wednesday international Fire Alarm test day! had one this morning...(every time look at the fire marshal if he moves follow him) 
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Snap! Herself had one as well.
And they failed, beasue teh person organising teh alarm got it all wrong ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I don't see what the problem is, they are making certain it is working, that's a good thing.
I'd rather be phishing!
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You can find out if it works in a few seconds. Minutes aren't required.
Software Zen: delete this;
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They are probably trying to test if sprinklers kick in after few minutes of alarm. If you are still dry, they are still trying.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Quote: You fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it's going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far, too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You're gonna burn
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So? Go stand in the parking lot.
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Our building is tested once a month or so but they always do it on the weekend and they post flyers announcing the tests. Seems obvious to do that but I guess not. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I always got a chuckle when they did this in Singapore as the entire 67 floors had to evacuate the building by the stairwell to the local park - the CEO is on the 67th floor.
I am pretty damn certain that above about floor 60 the bloody alarm did not get tested.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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My customer is re-wiring their entire building in cat 6e or something. cat 5 was okay, but apparently someone got a wild hair some place that tickled. Monday the contractors were running around in their lifts: "beep beep beep". Not even noise cancelling headphones helped. Off to my home office.
Tuesday afternoon, the contractors were ceiling tile diving...
Wednesday morning - clean desk off of debris from ceiling. Interrupted numerous times by guys wanting to mess with wall network connectors. All to get ready for the big effort on Saturday.
3 guys disrupting 12 senior developers. Makes a lot of sense.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Quote: Developed at a cost of almost $1m in a joint project between the Zen temple and renowned robotics professor Hiroshi Ishiguro at Osaka University, the humanoid -- called Mindar -- teaches about compassion and of the dangers of desire, anger and ego.
"You cling to a sense of selfish ego," it warns worshippers. "Worldly desires are nothing other than a mind lost at sea."
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I can't remember where I lost my mind last 
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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 One thing worries me reading the article: Quote: priest Tensho Goto
is mentioned, a name like that...
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Just posted the same 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Crap, I was only the third 
Although I gave it a bit more of an in-depth analysis 
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Well as they say 'Great Minds think alike' Hang on I'm on that list...
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Quote: Tensho Goto
With that name...
Reminds me of someone in Q&A recently who was desperately looking for the 'Dim' command in c#. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: desperately looking for the 'Dim' command in c#
Must. not. snark.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Rev 13:15
The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.
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Quote: This robot will never die
Only on the next Windows update.
Quote: It can store knowledge forever and limitlessly.
Or until its HD crashes and no one bothered to store backups.
Quote: "blah blah blah" added Goto.
WHAT'S IN A NAME!?
Quote: the rest of the droid's mechanical parts are clearly visible.
Usually, those parts are only visible to choir boys, bug or feature?
Quote: "You cling to a sense of selfish ego," it warns worshippers. "Worldly desires are nothing other than a mind lost at sea."
So basically it spews cliches?
Quote: with artificial intelligence it could one day acquire unlimited wisdom
What's an AI anyway, apart from some ML algorithm, and what's wisdom, furthermore I don't think this guy knows the definition of "unlimited"[^].
Feed it a bit of input and it'll end up like that Microsoft "AI", a cursing racist and misogynist
This one was just too easy!
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Sander Rossel wrote: I don't think this guy knows the definition of "unlimited"[^]
Nor did that guy you posted the link to. Last time I saw him, he was skydiving in the Death Star. Perhaps he found unlimited power when he impacted at the reactor core.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Worldly desires are nothing other than a mind lost at sea."
They (the monks, I presume) need to watch something like the Dallas Texas Cowgirls for a while. Meditate on that for a while.
Man Overboard ! ! ! !
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I was thinking that Mindars could be the saviors of choir boys world-wide, but, I decided not to mention that on the Lounge for fear it might be tasteless.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I'll wait for the version that gives gong-fu lessons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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