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So it's had no impact on productivity in other words... 
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Winston Churchill, 1944
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RIGHT!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just sit back and allow the frustration you must be feeling to soak into every cell in your body. Ah, now doesn't that feel better?
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Give it to the project manager, let him do allow the moaning and groaning and then sit back and relax.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Are you responsible for installing dev tools or is that done by your IT division?
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IT has to do it. We have nothing resembling admin rights on our boxes.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ah, then this is pretty shoddy on their part. Waste of everyone's time.
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It goes a lot deeper than a few apps that haven't been installed.
And "shoddy" is much too mild of a term to use for describing it...
Lots of F-bombs bein' dropped today....
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Not surprised 
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You guys just need an ISSO(formerly IASO) specifically for your shop computers. Sec+, a secret clearance, and ISSM(IAM) appointment orders for IATII will generally get you an admin CAC and then you're golden; aside from an online course or two that's all it should require.
We're "lucky" enough to be grossly understaffed by DoD 8500 standards, so multi-hatting is a thing and I can install my own tools. The minus was having to get a CISSP.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
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Without starting a flame war on the 'correct' method of denoting the date, happy Pi day.
The system I worked with, OSISoft's Plant Information (PI) System has been a steady thread in my career from the early 90s through the present.
Enjoy the day; do some good.
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It's actually steak and ** day.
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Like I'm going to get that!
Herself hates cooking steak.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Enjoy the day; do some good eat some pi.
FTFY!
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There's a fresh Pi[^] available to celebrate the Pi day.
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Inspired by the return of MQOTD, the death of David Ogden Stiers and THIS PICTURE[^] that just showed up on my Farcebook timeline (Completely SFW, but not for your sense of fashion):
MASH is easily my favourite tv-sitcom EVER. I need to stock up on popcorn and start binge-watching the entire 11 seasons (AGAIN)!
If ever there was a show that needed reviving, that's it! 
But it made me start thinking: Alan Alda is too old, so who would they cast as Hawkeye now? I have one actor in mind I think would make one hell of a Hawkeye, but I'd be interested in hearing your ideas.
And how about the rest of them?
Initial cast:
Hawkeye Pierce
Trapper John McIntyre
Frank Burns
Henry Blake
Hotlips Houlihan
Radar O'Reilly
Father Francis Mulcahy
Final cast:
Hawkeye Pierce
B.J. Hunnicut
Charles Emerson Whinchester
Sherman T. Potter
Hotlips Houlihan
Maxwell Klinger
Father Francis Mulcahy
Last thing: Who's your favourite non-resident character? Mine is definitely the stark raving Colonel Flagg, and for some reason, I'd really like to see Bruce Willis in that role. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 14-Mar-18 6:39am.
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Nah ... bring back Soap[^]
Now, that was a sitcom!
MASH was damn good - but just calling it a sitcom is selling it too cheap, I'd say.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now, that was a sitcom!
True! 
OriginalGriff wrote: MASH was damn good - but just calling it a sitcom is selling it too cheap, I'd say.
So your Hawkeye candidate is? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Don't think I have one really - I'm not sure a reboot (or worse, a remake) would work. MASH was a product of its time, the Vietnam War was still very fresh in the mind. It worked because it was close enough in time to be "real" and the Korean War was far enough in time to have jokes made about it.
Now? The world is different, and I think it would get given a "modern update" or "modern interpretation" which would ruin it. Think about it: how much of what went on would be PC these days?
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modified 14-Mar-18 7:06am.
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lol millennial liberals are getting triggered by re-runs of Friends, how do you think they'd react to MASH? They'd claim it's transphobic, full of men abusing their power to sexually harass women...the complaints would be endless. Poor sensitive souls!
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In that case, I'd say: Let's force them to watch the entire 11 seasons of Married with Children (another favourite of course)!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I'm not sure they would survive the first episode let alone the whole series.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Exactly the reason why...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Can we save the "anyone who doesn't want to arm a toddler is a snowflake" schtick for The Soapbox, please?
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I didn't say that, but I did say anyone triggered by Friends is a snowflake. Because they are. Sorry if stating facts offends you, but this isn't a university safe space, or twitter.
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