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Gridlock
Good - G
Purge - Rid
Hair - lock
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Beat me to it...
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... as the masochist said to his master.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ... as the masochist said to his master Leather Clad, Stiletto Booted, Riding Crop Weilding Mistress.
FTFY
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Obviously you have better knowledge of the subject
speramus in juniperus
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What put that in mind was the fact the motorway is backed up 20 miles and Luton has ground to a halt!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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M1 ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yeah.
See Here[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I'm near the M25 in Surrey and its backing up here now ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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 How is anybody going to be able to collect their dole money?
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In my packet of fags this morning there was a little leaflet which reads:
"Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes. Where does that leave you... smoking in the cold? Europe's 2nd highest tobacco tax, cigarettes hidden behind closed doors in supermarkets and stores. Isn't it time to say enough is enough? Know the issues and take action at know-more.co.uk"
Probably it leaves me strapped to an oxygen cylinder or in a box. People say Tobacco firms are 'evil'. I'm inclined to agree. This progress in public health is to be challenged apparently all so Phillip Morris' share price doesn't dive.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: In my packet of fags this morning
You're in trouble when the USians wake up.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Should I alter it to 'tabs'? Oh, no, that's right it's called 'English'!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I shared a house at uni with a lad from Romford. He was forever asking "Can I bum a fag off you?".
To which my answer was always "No. No you most certainly cannot".
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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You could have at least let him have a couple of poofs on one of yours.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes.
What? 
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In the UK (or most of it, some bits have slightly different rules) smoking is banned in cars used for business purposes if more than one person could possibly use it.
Smoking would also be banned in your home if you use it for business purposes and either have an employee working there or have customers come round.
There is always talk of extending that ban, my SIL is a midwife and they can ask people not to smoke when they go round to their houses, although that rarely works. However if you're heavily pregnant and smoking during a midwife visit I guess you're none too classy anyway.
Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons, which should lead to more riots nicely.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons
They banned it in New Zealand's gaols.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Ah, sorry for the repost.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Anyone who blindly follows a satnav is an idiot, regardless of what device it runs on.
There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now, I'd say that shows considerably more stupidity than going onto a runway. At least a runway is still tarmac.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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And "turned left into a river" as well... 
You do have to wonder if there is a Christmas Cracker firm printing driving licences sometimes.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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