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Send me your address and the location of the safe in your house and I'll verify your work 
Hogan
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It's not what you think.[^]
Honest. It's just your dirty mind. "Would you like to see other shapes?" had me seriously laughing. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Is this what is meant by plugging your product?
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Quote: Honest. It's just your dirty mind
?? I am confused. What did you think it was that would be so dirty?
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I am lost for words.
I got there late
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I hate to think what they'd have said had it been carrying Roger's Profanisaurus[^] instead. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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So, I pay all my utilities via credit card, and I receive emails when the bill is due and amount. Last month, the water department notified me that my bill was $240 and change. Considering my normal bill is $39 my attention was captured.
Here's the interesting thing - about 4 months ago, the water department started rolling out smart meters that they could query and collect usage information. Think now - water department, smart meters, automatic billing.... most of the people I've met from the county departments leave me less than inspired. This month, my water usage has been at a square wave. Normally 400 gallons a month, it's been spiking at various times and days to over a thousand gallons per day. I've already pointed out that their data is corrupt, but all I get is a tired voice on the line.
I may have found a new career, no, sorry misspoke, consulting opportunity.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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charlieg wrote: consulting opportunity
Working for them seems more of a headache opportunity.
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charlieg wrote: over a thousand gallons per day.
Wow! That's like a 1" pipe going full tilt the whole day! Maybe you shouldn't fill your pool daily; you know, it's not a bathtub
Mircea
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Mircea Neacsu wrote: Maybe you shouldn't fill your pool daily; you know, it's not a bathtub
My mother-in-law once got a water bill that was the equivalent of filling her pool 10 times daily for an entire month! The water company then compounded the mistake by crediting her account - twice!
They never corrected the account. I told her that when she moved away from her old house, she should have asked them to close out the account and pay her the sum. 
At least the local paper got an amusing article out of it showcasing the incompetence of the water company.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Correct. And I have made the point that we don't have a pool. The general attitude I'm picking up is (a) oh elephant, I don't know anything about these meters... or (b) yawn, just another local whining about their bill.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Some years back we had dual, electronic/analog water meters. In case of disagreement the analog/mechanical one took precedence. Now the city gave up on the electronic ones and we just have to read ourselves the analog ones and enter the reading on a web page once a year. Works great.
Mircea
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This sounds like a broken pipe.
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If it was continuous you would be correct. But what we have then is a "self healing pipe" which in all my years I have never seen.
The fact that on Monday morning Sunday's usage was *exactly* 412 gallons for 7, 8, 9, and 10 pm each - really? I don't think so. Monday had an issue so when I went back to Sunday, those numbers all changed. using Smart Meters in departments that might not be as technically adept to pay attention to this stuff is a recipe for nonsense.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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