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No big deal:
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Or in other words: Don't panic
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Or in other words: Don't panic Just make sure you know where your towel is.
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I do because I'm about to go under the shower.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Where is the Kwitzat Haderach when we need him?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ok, you got me. When I saw the link, I thought it was about people that fear .NET
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Mickeysoft's ideas are something we all should fear
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What about these:
Code-o-phobia: Fear of code, especially large code bases (by a beginner).
Tester-o-phobia: Developer fearing about a tester finding his bug.
Developer-o-phobia: Tester fearing about getting beaten up by a developer, after finding a bug.
UML-o-phobia,
Design-pattern-o-phobia,
Legacy-o-phobia,
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Of course, I could be wrong - I got Chris' b'day wrong for some reason, but my calendar is popping up my first online good buddy as having a natal day today. Accurate or not, I'm wishing him a great day.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Ooh. Happy birthday Mr Smitha. Have a great one.
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Thank you, Pete
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Belated thank you, Roger
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Injecting mayonnaise?!? How does that even become a thing?
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And imagine how hard you'd have to push to injected it.
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Some times, what doesn't kill you will at least catch you a few moments of fame.
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More proof that "you can't fix stupid'
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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From the link: About a decade ago there was a trend of people injecting mayonnaise........Vegemite and household spice, most recently turmeric, have also been injected Good god!
Slow Kiwi: Hey man, like I need a big needle.
Pharmacist: What gauge?
Slow Kiwi: (pulls out a jar of Hellman's[^]) Um, garden hose?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I always wondered how our ancestors learned which plants were poisonous, edible, or have other 'special' properties.
..laxatives sound like a sh*tty way to die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yep. And without Darwinism, can you imagine how bad it really could have been
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ..laxatives sound like a sh***y way to die.
Quite literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What.
The.
F***.
Is.
Wrong.
With.
Those.
People?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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BEN HEATHER wrote: "These are the sorts of drug users who are marginalised even when compared to other drug users."
Which pretty much says it all...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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