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If your bathtub has become boring and uninteresting: Go take a bath in it![^]
Edit: You can also use the tub as a tank![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Some people has WAAAAAY too much time on their hands! 
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In reality we would lead a boring life if it were not for such wacky projects.
The big question is, where is this reality place and what must I do to never end up there?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Call me "Old Fashioned", but the way to make a bathtub more fun is to invite an attractive young lady to help you scrub. Preferably . . . (if you don't get it you never will; go build a sub).
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A backwards state contains Chicago and it surrounds Atlanta; it's just confused not wrong, but the result's a tie! (8)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Standoff ?
All I saw was "tie! (8)" not the rest.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nope!
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Phew! I didnt want to do it anyway : )
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Bootlace ? 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nope!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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On the right track ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not really. Difficult to say without giving it away here!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Hogchain ?
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I didn't even know that was a word until you used it, so "nope".
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Still don't get it 
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See here: The Lounge[^]
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I bet the audience were rolling in the aisles. 
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Maybe "you had to be there"
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I thought it was pretty clever\funny *shrug* You have to remember it is in the context of a stand-up routine, it's not a joke you tell when someone says "Tell me a joke".
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You didn't get the delivery right.
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Sorry for not posting this yesterday @Marc-Clifton but happy birthday.
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Belated Hippo Birdie @Marc-Clifton
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OriginalGriff wrote: Belated Hippo Birdie
Thank you! Another day, another year 
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Happy Birthday Marc! 
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