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I get a couple a week telling facebook, google, etc. has a job for me over 100K.
I feel so lucky to have been picked from all the programmers in world.
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I once made the mistake of posting my resume on, um, glassdoor I think it was. All of a sudden I got an absolute flood of weird spam job offers. A bunch were to sell insurance. Some were MLM type scams.
A few were "package forwarding" jobs. These are jobs where you agree to receive packages and then forward them to a third party. The job sounds very official with a job description and meaningless little category codes and such. I think what happens is you pay your own money to re-post packages that will turn out to have been purchased with bogus credit cards. Depending on the scam they either pay you with a "cashier's check" that turns out to be bogus (but you don't find this out for two weeks), or they simply promise to pay you bi-weekly and then don't. When the police come knocking, there you are holding a big empty bag, and the destination you mailed to was a Mailboxes Etc.
Posting your resume someplace means you're looking for work, and thus possibly desparate and susceptable to such a scheme.
Did the ad mention software at any time, or was it a little vague and general?
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As far as I can tell I didn't apply for anything, I just registered on the Total Jobs site...
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I had this a few weeks ago. I, too, sent it to TotalJobs and got no response. I've just checked - I no longer have any copies as I had deleted it as phishing.
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Yup! my copy too. Nice to know It wasn't just me!! 
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I just had a boxing match with a Star Wars character.
I won, Hans down.
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And I just KO'ed a herb in the same contest: Thyme Out.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you throw you punch first?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I chewy'd some gum while Obi w** *e'd his nobi 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I tried that, but Obi-Wan KOed me.
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He was smart enough to shoot first. You would still be holding your epic speech when your lights go out.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I am just trying out some Angular stuff and I added in a directive that loads content in a template for some fun. No, it's cross site or some such according to chrome, so I have to load it up through a web server.
Bows and locks.
veni bibi saltavi
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That's why le me uses IRON.
*Think it won't work there 2
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Out damned Chrome! Out, I say!
Macbeth [^]
Life is too shor
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That's the cursed play right?
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I just ran up a simple http-server in node, job done.
veni bibi saltavi
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Download the free Mongoose web server. You just drop in the exe and run it on any port.
http://cesanta.com/mongoose.shtml[^]
It's great for this kind of experimental dev.
I am not connected to mongoose project in any way, but I was really happy to find this on my own work which you can see in my codeproject articles.
Good luck.
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Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!
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If you see a spider, get a small piece of tissue paper. Set the paper on fire and use it as splint to burn down the whole house.
Safety tip there.
veni bibi saltavi
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If you don't kill a spider then its way of thanking you is to crawl into your mouth at night.
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Late night meals for the lazy 
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The only thing worse than finding a spider on your face in the morning is...
Finding half a spider on your face in the morning! 
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Don't forget to thank the cat 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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