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I took this while leaving for work yesterday[^] (handheld phone camera, so a bit of shake noticeable)
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Really cool! 
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell.
Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
I'm sure she will. Surely, she wouldn't want to make an Ass of herself??? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Due to an autocorrect in a text message I had banal sex with my wife last night.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Autocorrect Fails so often... and it appears always to correct into sex themes 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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When clearly it was meant to be "Banal Sax".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I thought he wanted to watch Canal Six
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'I' is nothing like 'bluewaffle'
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That mistake should last you a while.
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A few months ago I tried texting my wife "I'm hitting the road" (to indicate that I was leaving the office) and it came out "I'm hitting the torah".
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I'm hitting the torah
If you Kippah doing that, the Rabbi will be quite upset with you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, no, no.
It is your job to change coffee to code.
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I do change coffee to something, but then I press the "whoosh" button and it disappears...
My code does not require coffee: my brain requires coffee in order to work out which end of my arms my fingers are on...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And that was the last time we heard from Simon Lee Shugar
 
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..
I get these messages from my Missus all the time.
She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.
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"That's my faaaaaa-ther." ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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While on vacation "wish you were her"!
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while texting a male collegue:
"Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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HobbyProggy wrote: while texting a male collegue:
So you're the one!
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"Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine
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