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GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man!memberFreak3013 Nov '12 - 1:03 
24 - Definitely not true, at least not for my father. He is constantly complaining if someone else drives.
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JokeBJOTD - golden oldie.membermark merrens8 Nov '12 - 5:34 
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
 
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
 
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
 
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
 
me, me, me
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RantThey've already started using itmember_Peeves8 Nov '12 - 5:18 
The C word. It's only the first week of November FFS.
 
Visited a cerain theme park, every freaking decoration has been changed. And the carols. All the regular music is interspersed with them.
 
What's the hurry?
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GeneralRe: They've already started using itmemberharold aptroot8 Nov '12 - 5:30 
It's due to the First Rule of Capitalism: if it makes money, it must be done.
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GeneralRe: They've already started using itmember_Peeves9 Nov '12 - 1:40 
Not from me it doesn't, it has the opposite effect.
 
On the other hand, had it been an orange theme with Green Alien | [Alien] ...
Smile | :)
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GeneralRe: They've already started using itmemberSoMad8 Nov '12 - 9:54 
The horror, the unspeakable horror. Smile | :)
 
I am sure it will only be a matter of days before the radio stations start playing "Last Christmas". Sniff | :^)
 
Soren Madsen
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GeneralRe: They've already started using itmemberRichard Deeming8 Nov '12 - 10:14 
Just make sure they play the only Christmas song worth listening to[^]! Jig | [Dance]


"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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GeneralRe: They've already started using itmember_Peeves9 Nov '12 - 1:31 
That was evil. Do you know how long it took to get that out of my head?
 
Luckily we've got Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...] s for that purpose.
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GeneralRe: They've already started using itmemberMycroft Holmes10 Nov '12 - 23:52 
Here in Singapore the decorations went up a couple of weeks ago. Thankfully they have not started playing carols in the supermarket yet.
 
I swear I am going to send them the bill from my dentist for ground teeth!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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GeneralSomeone will get fired for thismemberMendor818 Nov '12 - 4:33 
Just found this crappy English translation in a foot note in a quotation web tool of our local competitors...
I hope they guy who did this stays there, not the first screw up I've seen definitely the funniest one though
 
VAT and local transport charges from our whorehouse to final
(or end user) delivery point are not included.
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
 
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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