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GeneralBringer of life. Pinmemberegenis8-Nov-12 21:12 
JokeThe Question... Pinmemberegenis8-Nov-12 21:07 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister9-Nov-12 1:09 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberegenis11-Nov-12 18:28 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister11-Nov-12 21:32 
JokeWhy it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 7:20 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius8-Nov-12 10:59 
JokeRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 23:37 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius9-Nov-12 5:33 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberChrisElston9-Nov-12 3:13 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberMycroft Holmes11-Nov-12 0:48 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmember Michael Martin 13-Nov-12 23:34 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberFreak3013-Nov-12 2:03 
JokeBJOTD - golden oldie. Pinmembermark merrens8-Nov-12 6:34 
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
 
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
 
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
 
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
 
me, me, me

RantThey've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves8-Nov-12 6:18 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmemberharold aptroot8-Nov-12 6:30 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves9-Nov-12 2:40 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberSoMad8-Nov-12 10:54 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 11:14 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves9-Nov-12 2:31 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberMycroft Holmes11-Nov-12 0:52 
GeneralSomeone will get fired for this PinmemberMendor818-Nov-12 5:33 
JokeRe: Someone will get fired for this PinmemberJohnny J.8-Nov-12 5:48 
GeneralBringing Home Gifts PinmemberChris Meech8-Nov-12 4:41 
GeneralRe: Bringing Home Gifts PinmemberNagy Vilmos8-Nov-12 5:00 
GeneralRe: Bringing Home Gifts PinmemberChris Meech8-Nov-12 5:24 
GeneralRe: Bringing Home Gifts PinmemberTesting 1 2 ... uh... 7?8-Nov-12 9:05 
JokeBBJOTD Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 1:31 
GeneralRe: BBJOTD PinmemberJohnny J.8-Nov-12 4:57 
JokeRe: BBJOTD Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 5:33 
GeneralRe: BBJOTD PinmemberJohnny J.8-Nov-12 5:45 
GeneralRe: BBJOTD Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 6:44 
GeneralI like that kid PinmemberMendor817-Nov-12 23:53 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmentorKeith Barrow8-Nov-12 1:15 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmemberRage8-Nov-12 1:51 
GeneralRe: I like that kid Pinmemberderek99998-Nov-12 2:02 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmentorKeith Barrow8-Nov-12 3:24 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmemberZac Greve8-Nov-12 3:45 
Joke...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberhoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 21:47 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberstib_markc7-Nov-12 22:23 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 3:34 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 3:55 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 4:00 
GeneralRe: ...at the bar... (yes, again) Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 4:34 
JokeJOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pinmember_Damian S_7-Nov-12 16:21 
GeneralRe: JOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... PingroupSahir Shah8-Nov-12 0:54 
JokeAnother dumb joke... Pinmemberihoecken7-Nov-12 7:50 
JokeGerman three-way Pinmemberihoecken7-Nov-12 7:46 
JokeSurgeons... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 6:02 
GeneralRe: Surgeons... Pinmembermark merrens7-Nov-12 7:02 

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