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Jokethree old ladies PinmvpEspen Harlinn19-Nov-12 1:44 
Joke...in the heat... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister19-Nov-12 0:59 
JokeMake your bets... PinmemberJoan Murt19-Nov-12 0:24 
JokeWhy did the chicken cross the basketball court? PinmvpEspen Harlinn18-Nov-12 12:30 
GeneralRe: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? PinmemberJohnny J.19-Nov-12 1:07 
GeneralGetting philosophical... PinmemberJohnny J.19-Nov-12 1:09 
GeneralRe: Getting philosophical... PinmvpEspen Harlinn19-Nov-12 1:11 
JokeSome things you just can't explain PinmemberVivic17-Nov-12 22:17 
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
 
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
 
"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
 
"Well," the farmer said, "Today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
 
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
 
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
 
"So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."
 
"And then?" the man asked.
 
"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
 
The man laughed and said, "Again?"
 
The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
 
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
 
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
 
"And then?"
 
"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
 
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.
 
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.
 
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
 
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.. Some things you just can't explain..!!"
GeneralRe: Some things you just can't explain PinmvpEspen Harlinn18-Nov-12 12:02 
GeneralI wonder if... Pinmember d@nish 17-Nov-12 21:01 
AnswerRe: I wonder if... Pinmemberihoecken20-Nov-12 2:26 
JokeFunny Married Names PinmemberVivic17-Nov-12 14:39 
JokeWorld's Worst Restaurant Names PinmemberVivic17-Nov-12 14:37 
GeneralUnplugged PinmemberRickin Kane16-Nov-12 17:15 
GeneralRe: Unplugged Pinmember_Peeves16-Nov-12 18:05 
GeneralRe: Unplugged PinmemberRickin Kane16-Nov-12 18:25 
GeneralRe: Unplugged Pinmember_Peeves16-Nov-12 19:19 
GeneralRe: Unplugged PinmvpOriginalGriff16-Nov-12 23:30 
GeneralRe: Unplugged PinmemberRage19-Nov-12 0:35 
JokeCan or Can't? PinmemberVivic16-Nov-12 16:08 
JokeYou've joined a redneck HMO if... PinmemberMike Hankey16-Nov-12 3:49 
GeneralRe: You've joined a redneck HMO if... PinmemberChris Meech16-Nov-12 7:00 
GeneralRe: You've joined a redneck HMO if... PinmemberMike Hankey16-Nov-12 7:09 
Jokegrandmothers... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister16-Nov-12 2:23 
GeneralOne fine day at the doctors PinmemberNagy Vilmos16-Nov-12 2:16 

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