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Nagy Vilmos wrote: One person wrote, "but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you".
Not to mention that although there are many fish in the sea and many sharks in the scenario above it only takes one to make it a very bad day.
Nagy Vilmos wrote: "We (men) are not f***ing sharks!
Obviously an optimist. Or someone that doesn't get out much.
Some obvious examples which would certainly suggest that some men are much, much worse would be Jeffrey Dalmer, Hitler and Uganda.
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Nice tits!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen....
"What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
“F**k off. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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The following question was asked in a recent poll
"Are there too many Immigrants in Australia?"
21% Said: Yes
79% Said: عهد الأمن العالمي
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Mark H2 wrote: عهد الأمن العالمي
Era of Global Security... lol.
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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I hope Aboriginals get see this joke, the irony won't be lost on them.
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Turns out they're all half Indian anyway.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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The British didn't emigrate to Australia, they invaded and to the victor go the spoils.
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_Josh_ wrote: The British didn't emigrate to Australia,
Quite right: we used it as a penal colony until parts of it actually became habitable.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Quite right: we used it as a penal colony until parts of it actually became habitable.
How much longer until that happens? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I would never buy one.
To transfer a gun (if Obama gets his way) would involve a FFL to perform the required background check, and then the weapon would have to be "re-printed" for the new owner. Some FFLs already charge $50 to transfer a weapon bought on the internet. They'll probably charge $50 more to re-print the gun. The feds would probably get their cut too ($10-20 as a tax to the government for re-printing).
The government could even mandate a limit on the number of times the gun can be fired (per day, or in total).
The added cost of the "technology" would place an unreasonable burden on potential buyers.
Finally, the electronics involved would have to be able to withstand repeated high-impact shocks from firing the gun, not to mention withstand the application of gun cleaning chemicals.
No, I don't think that will ever come to pass.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The government could even mandate a limit on the number of times the gun can be fired (per day, or in total).
I think this is the only argument posed that I agree with. I hadn't thought of that. Then we'd need hackers to fix *our guns if we needed them.
* I don't own any guns myself
If it moves, compile it
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0 would be a good number of shots per day though.
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I think it's called a "Gun Root-kit". 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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get Apple to make it, it will look wonderful but only shoot Apple approved targets (it will however be damn expensive)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: get Apple to make it, it will look wonderful but only shoot Apple approved targets (it will however be damn expensive)
To load a magazine, you would need to plug the gun into an ipad or iphone and use the LoadMyGun app to buy bullet instances.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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only if you can get itunes(ammo) to work, and it will only use Apple bullets (which will change every few years and be incompatable with your old igun)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: To load a magazine, you would need to plug the gun into an ipad or iphone and use the LoadMyGun app to buy bullet instances.
I thought you have to use the iShoot-Store 
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Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem
How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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James Bond uses a similar one in Skyfall.
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I see it as useful for Law Enforcement weapons. Can't be used if disarmed, can track shots fired. These would be good to hold the LE simultaneously accountable and safe.
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They join Wyoming in a definitive effort to invalidate unconstitutional laws:
http://radio.woai.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=119078&article=10700507[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
modified 16 Jan '13 - 6:17.
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Everytime you tell that it's good for you to live in Texas you really make me happy. 
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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