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We all knew grammar was hard.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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It's because we don't have a future tense in English, so we have to use "nuance" on existing tenses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I guess it all depends on which words you insert.
"will be", "is scheduled to be" or "was" all come immediately to mind as options.
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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If you ask a question, Ok when it's closed - It says Sept 4th. It's perfect that you have to recall date 
BTW instead of closed , I would have used "Completion Date" so there wouldn't be a confusion.
Thanks,
Ranjan.D
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Ranjan.D wrote: I would have used "Completion Date" so there wouldn't be a confusion.
"Bug-fixing start date" is probably more accurate.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see they are already using my time travel application.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As with a resume (CV), using past tense eliminates having to change tense later. Reducing maintenance is all up-side. 
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Well, my Trackball if I'm being accurate.
The replacement microswitch arrived (cost: £2.25 + 0.99p P&P for two switches) and twenty minutes later (most of which was waiting for Windows to reboot so I could test it) and the left mouse button is working again.
No more releasing half way through a drag, or highlight. No more double click bouncing! No more pressing the damn thing until your finger bleeds to make it work!
Ahhhhh....I feel I have accomplished something today... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: and twenty minutes later (most of which was waiting for Windows to reboot so I could test it)
Why so slow? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Probably just the amount of cr@p I have loaded, plus the auto-backup to NAS on power-on. Not normally a problem, it gets turned on in the morning and I go get coffee and so forth. Then it's on until I shut down for the day.
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It wasn't slow, its just Griffs perception of time that is slowing with age! 
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That, and he probably didn't have a sheep nearby to pass the time.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Thanks.
I'll remember that...
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Remember what?
See even I've forgotten already........ 
Your welcome!
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Colin Mullikin wrote: Why so slow?
There must have been a lot of e-mails to upload to the NSA.
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In this throwaway age why didn't you buy a new mouse? I can appreciate that your mouse may be a well-worn friend, worthy of repair?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Because the exact model is superseded, and I don't like the new one. It's only available in two variants - like mine (with thumb operated ball) but wireless which I don't want as the cat will remove it for me; and with a finger operated ball which I find uncomfortable to use for long periods as it means moving left and right with your finger instead of thumb.
Plus, it's a lot more environmentally friendly to repair than replace. (And twenty minutes of my time is a lot less than £45!)
I have an emergency-backup "Normal" rodent or twelve, but I hate using those!
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I had a track ball that I loved but it died a sad death. The lesson being mices fly worse than pigs.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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OriginalGriff wrote: exact model is superseded
I had a trackball at work but it died. Can only get a wireless but did not want to make them spend the money. Got one for home though.
I too like the thumb ball mouse and would rather use a standard mouse then a finger ball mouse.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ahhhhh....I feel I have accomplished something today..
Awesome!
Marc
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Did you tell the cats?
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Trust me, he knows!
He's a cat - and they love sleeping on computers, particularly if you are trying to use them... 
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Use what?
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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It's remarkably difficult to "use" cats fro anything practical, including pest control.
Dij came in half an hour ago so proud of himself with what looked like half the lawn in his mouth. On closer inspection, it was half the lawn, but with a teenie, tiny, very dead mouse in the middle. So now he appears to be trying to package his kills for shipment - perhaps to you? Are you in the market for a dead mouse? I can offer a good price on a job lot...
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