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Beat me to it!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hold on fella get in line.
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 Didn't even notice that. Yeah it does sound kinda strange doesn't it, but reminds me of a joke
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle
15." The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods,
aisle 28."
The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."
The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."
The Greeter said, "Damn, I missed it by an inch!"
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So it's a dog's-bum bag?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: dog's-bum bag
Don't be so vulgar!
It's a dog's fanny pack. 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Good looking bitch!
And the girl's not bad looking either.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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the default answer is 'because'
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I have just purchased an eCigarette.
If I cannot stop the smoking, I should at least continue my nicotine craving in a somewhat healthier manner.
Plus I can puff away on it in a pub, office etc.
Bought some flavours too, raspberry, apple and cherry.
It should arrive tomorrow, so I will give a report for those others of us that are addicted to the weed.
This was prompted by a friend who said it has not only made him a lot richer but also a lot more healthy.
Fingers crossed that this actually works, but for £30 I think it is worth the punt.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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FIL used one for a year or two before he died. I couldn't, or wouldn't, completely stop but they at least meant he cut down heavily from around 60 to less than 20 a day.
-- edit --
If you want to really save then just stop. Give up. Quit. Say "no more".
Only you can decide but when you do tell everyone. Then the temptation to lapse is curbed by the fear of mockery from the ones you love and/or owe money to.
speramus in juniperus
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That is a hell of a drop in intake!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Half of our IT department smoke (4). They have all started the eCig. Now they are talking about mixing flavors, types of tips, and other related jargon.
They seem to be doing well with it, and I am told it is much cheaper.
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Back of an envelope calculation (and I have allowed that I will still buy the occasional pack of 20) shows I will be over £2000 a year better off.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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£2000?  That's only 4 packs of 20 after the next budget!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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djj55 wrote: They seem to be doing well with it, and I am told it is much cheaper.
Cheaper? Just you wait till it gets sufficiently popular and corporates that once sold ciggies join the eCig bandwagon ...
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IIRC they already are...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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djj55 wrote: Half of our IT department smoke (4). They have all started the eCig. Now they are talking about mixing flavors, types of tips, nail varnish, curling tongs, and shoes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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eFag makes you look like aFag.
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Quote from articleI've been more worried in the past that people would think these devices look like drug paraphernalia rather than something used by a terrorist
Hmmm, sure it is exactly that?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I'd say it is, but then there is "drug paraphernalia" on my desk at this moment, in the shape of a pint glass - I use it for water during the day.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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What did this f***-up cost the taxpayer?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Over react much? 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Possibly, just a smidgen... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Can you get them in Cigarette flavour?
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Golden Virgina, Marlboro, Benson and Hedges etc
But I just need the nic hit, so may as well have a pleasant taste as well.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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